A Desert Tale


Off in the desert of Afghanistan, a Taliban leader is fleeing from the US soldiers. He’s in the middle of the desert, and is going crazy from thirst. In the distance, he sees something, but doesn’t quite know what it is. When he reaches it, he finds an elderly Jewish man selling fine silk ties.

The Taliban fuckhead asks the man “Do you have any water? I’m very thirsty!”, to which the elderly man answers “No, I do not. I only have ties to sell. Would you like one? They are only $50.” The Taliban fuckhead looks at the elderly man and says “I don’t need a tie. I need water!” The elderly man looks somewhat thoughtful and says “I know you don’t like me and would much rather I was dead, but after a two hour walk that way, you should come across a restaurant, with the finest water, sparkling and cool.”

The Taliban fuckhead starts walking. Four hours later he returns and says, with a glare to the Jewish man, “Your infidel brother won’t let me in without a tie!”

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5 Responses to “A Desert Tale”

  1. tizona Says:

    LMAO….Damn Good One, Ash.

  2. Ash Says:

    Glad you liked it Tizona.

  3. yojimbo Says:

    We need to get that tie salesman to start stocking those GPS ties that give active coordinates to the friendlies.

    I see that the #2 in A.Q. is asking for questions. I have one. What are your coordinates f..khead? The Red, White and Blue has a package for you.

  4. tizona Says:

    You tell ‘em, yojimbo.

  5. Ash Says:

    Sounds like a plan yojimbo.

    We’ve got the coordinates of the salesman, but we don’t want to deliver a package to him, because he seems like an ally.


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