Blue Crab Boulevard tells a tale of horror and woe:
A terrified burglar ran like heck when confronted by the man who’s house he was attempting to rob. One can imagine why he ran like the wind, too. It isn’t often one is being chased down the road by an underwear and socks-clad man waving an ax handle in subfreezing weather.
Bear in mind this man lives in Colorado.
Sedillo says that he’s glad he wasn’t wearing a thong. Since the current temperature in Silt is running at about 20° F, he should be happy. He could have frozen something right off.
On the other hand, the story would have been even funnier than it already is.
January 16, 2008, 10:53 pm at 10:53 pm
Thong?…Thong you thay….LOL…excuse my lithp…:)
January 17, 2008, 3:51 am at 3:51 am
I’d like to know what kind of underwear he was wearing in 20 degree weather that wouldn’t allow his naughty bits to freeze.