Bush lied, and, he used to put firecrackers up the anuses of frogs!!!!!

Okay, it’s finally happened. After dozens of comments such as “you owe me a new keyboard” to people whose comments seriously made me laugh out loud, it’s actually a true fact. I was drinking my Breakfast Pepsi® and reading Bolt’s blog when I came across this comment in a thread about how Bob Geldolf had recently praised George W Bush’s efforts in Africa, saying, “He’s a very likable fellow… He’s curious and quick… His administration has saved millions of lives.”

Resident Blog Idiot Julien of Brisbane countered with this fatal, Pepsi-out-the-nose, analysis:

I’m not so sure, as a teenager Bush used to put fire crackers up the anuses of frogs and they would explode he and his mates would get a good laugh out of it. Getting pleasure from animal suffering are signs of a psychopath or perhaps a sociopath “likeable fellow” just ask any psychiatrist /psychologist, as they say

“ animal cruelty/human cruelty two partners in crime”

Another saying comes to mind

“as long as their are slaughterhouses their will be killing fields”

JULIEN of BRISBANE (Reply)
Sat 01 Mar 08 (11:13am)

Bloody Hell, fire crackers up frog anuses? My keyboard is sticky-ing up even as I type…

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13 Responses to “Bush lied, and, he used to put firecrackers up the anuses of frogs!!!!!

  1. thefrollickingmole Says:

    Not saying it was me, but certain kids used to put matches up the bums of blowfish and light them when I was a kid. Also waiting till they puffed up and stomping on themfor the “pop” noise.
    Also popular was cutting off their tais and letting them go.
    I still remember going for a dive and seeing about 20 tailless blowies sitting in a little group giving me a dirty look as I swam by…

    I had another mate on a farm who used to catch crows and paint them white. Then when a big mob of crows was around hed release the white one with a bit of powergel (explosive) attached to its leg. The normal crows would attack the white one (bloody racists!) which would then explode resulting in a rain of black feathers and body parts. That was fun right up until one crow flew into one of the farm sheds to get away….

  2. Ash Says:

    God damn… I didn’t think JULIEN could get any lower!

  3. SwinishCapitalist Says:

    A ponce who spells Julien with an E is depravity personified.

  4. Ash Says:

    #3 French-Swiss vegan… need I say more?

  5. SwinishCapitalist Says:

    Ugh.

  6. Angus Dei Says:

    I have to admit to putting firecrackers into toad’s mouths and blowing them up as a kid. Things like that are common with young boys, I think… right up until dad catches you and beats the holy living fuck out of your ass.

    That cured me.

    I must admit, though, that I’m laughing thinking about it: Hop… hop… BOOM!

  7. bingbingloveshisblingbling Says:

    Mate and I turned a toad into a paraplegic once.

    As for Julien. Here we have a person who is genuinely concerned about the feelings of fish.

  8. spot_the_dog Says:

    I just love the Moral Equivalence which allows him to completely dismiss Bono’s praise for Bush’s saving millions of human lives, because of an anecdote about putting firecrackers up frogs’ bums.

    That’s some serious “Bush Derangement Syndrome” Julien’s got goin’ there :-)

  9. tizona Says:

    Julien, is a fucking idiot, Why lower ones IQ, to his level? He will never get to the next level, which is imbecile.

  10. bingbingloveshisblingbling Says:

    Ash directed me a while a while back to another blog he posts on. Some Brisbane vegan (no pun intended) one. Basically, the guy’s about 30 with, correct me if I’m wrong Ash, a rather dysfunctional liver and an extremely low alcohol tolerance. Yet he continues to laud the benefits of a strict vegan diet. Perhaps our resident doctor could comment.

  11. Ash Says:

    That’s about right Bingbing. I’m not sure his alcohol tolerance is all that low, I just think he’s drunk his liver to shit, and he doesn’t trust his doctors to be serious when they tell him something medical.

  12. J.M. Heinrichs Says:

    Rectum? It killed ‘em!

    Cheers

  13. RPX Says:

    LOL! Too funny!


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