Lefty American Expats Who Hate America: Good Riddance to Bad Rubbish

You know all those self-loathing Seppos who dramatically announce to all and sundry that they’re planning on fleeing the Evil Empire but never really get around to it?

Well there actually is a virtual support group for Americans living outside America who find so much to dislike about the USA that they’ve devoted a blog to it — it’s called The Exile. It’s got charming little pieces such as “Cheney Begs On His Hands & Knees: Bush sends his puppeteer Cheney to the Middle East to suck Arab dick for cheaper oil…” and “American Girls Are Diseased Sluts: Everyone knows that American girls are fat, ugly pseudo-lesbians who cannot hold a candle to Russian girls.“

Oh, it’s also based in the freedom-and-democracy loving Russia, where journalists and bloggers who criticise Mother Russia have a rather alarming tendency to turn up dead, although the irony of that would certainly be lost on these self-indulgent wankers.

Today’s feature story? “20 Reasons Why We’re Ashamed To Be American.”

One of their biggest whinges? “[W]e’ve gone from globetrotting White Gods to globe-skulking buffoons-by-association. America has fucked up our action, and we’re out for a little payback.”

But, have any of these expatriate lefties have actually renounced their embarrassing US citizenship and handed back their embarrassing US passports? Well, no. They admit, “No. We like our passports. They allow us to travel to most places. Nope, we don’t wanna turn them in, sir. Instead, we’d rather tell you why we’re embarrassed, while at the same time enjoying all of the advantages that U.S. citizenship still affords us, few though they may be.”

So, it’s obviously excruciatingly embarrassing to be an American but it would be even more excruciatingly inconvenient to stop being American.

As an expat/dual-citizen myself, the only time I’m even slightly embarrassed of my American side is when moonbats like these evacuate their bowels all over Teh Interwebz. If nothing else, though, I give these wankers maybe a one-trillionth of a poofteenth more credit than I give the ones who are always “threatening” to leave but never quite have the guts to do it. I just wish they’d have the full courage of their convictions and renounce their US citizenship for good.

–via Jon Ham