I love capitalism.

Typical White Person

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26 Responses to “I love capitalism.”

  1. JD from Chi-town Says:

    Nice one, bro! I’m a conservative Christian and a registered Republican who, like ‘Bama’s Gramma, gets a little wary when there’s a big black man or three walking towards me on a dark Chicago street, so I’ll count myself in to that “typical white person” club.

    (”Spot,” you may have to tell them why you’re laughing right about now.) (Or not, they’ll guess.)

  2. JD from Chi-town Says:

    I don’t know where all those slanty marks come from, must be my keyboard or my software. Sorry.

  3. Ash Says:

    What slanty marks?

    [OppositesDay] Oh, and I’m guessing you’re a white liberal midget! [/OppositesDay]

  4. JD Says:

    Wha happened to all them slanty marks??

    Color me confused.

  5. spot_the_dog Says:

    JIMMEH!!!!!!!! Dookie bro!

  6. Ash Says:

    Ask Spot… he knows!

  7. spot_the_dog Says:

    I don’t know nuffin’.

  8. JD Says:

    DOOKIE!!!!!! So you going to buy me one a them t-shirts or what?

  9. Ash Says:

    Nuffin’ ’bout nuffin’, ‘cept disappearin’ commenty weird things, right Spot?

  10. spot_the_dog Says:

    #9 Oh yeah, that. Jimmeh, we have the most beeeewedyful blog mistress in the universe. If you sweet-talk her, all your typos and such get magically fixed up.

    Say, it feels like old home week around here! And here I was about to turn in and all. What are you up to JD? Did you see I linked to the pics of the Black Panthers from their protest at Duke?

  11. spot_the_dog Says:

    #1 And, I’m not tellin’.

  12. Ash Says:

    #10 Good dog. Someone gets extra treats tonight!

    That blog mistress you speak of fixes all kinds of problems. MUAHAHAHAHA!

  13. JD Says:

    #9: I saw that post. I had a crawl around both here and those other two sites you told me about in your email, Blair and Bolt. I did like the Tim Blair site, I think I have some columns of his you’ve emailed me previous. That Bolt surely has some misguided lefties on there. There’s a couple of real superior souls who talk like they know everything about everything when it comes to the election and race relations and black folks, you be kind enough to keep them there in your hemisphere, you hear? We have enough chuckle-heads here already.

    What I’m doing? Was just doing some work, then taking the kids to the Museum of Science and Industry. So I’ll let you get on to bed, you old man. Catch ya later.

  14. spot_the_dog Says:

    #13 Uh-oh, “slanty things” are back… No worries, they’re get disappeared. What are you typing on anyway? They happen every time you put an apostrophe in.

    Anyway, I’m for bed now. Have fun at the museum, and come back and visit again when you get the chance. Good talking to you.

  15. spot_the_dog Says:

    [**spooky music**] That was quick, O Blog Mistress! [/**spooky music**] G’night.

  16. Ash Says:

    I’m faster than you, young pup!

  17. JD Says:

    Hey Spot, you want I should tell everyone what we used to call you in college?

    Oh damn, is that the time, gotta split! :-)

  18. Ash Says:

    DO IT! DO IT! FOR THE LOVE OF BLOGMISTRESS, DO IT!

  19. JD Says:

    Naw, this looks seriously blackmailable. Have to see what I can squeeze out of him. Haw, just kidding, we’ve got us a Mutually Assured Destruction thing going here, he’s got too much on me as well. And, I really do have to get moving.

    Nice meeting you, the multi-skilled and beeeewedyful Miss Ash. Did anyone ever tell you that you look mighty young to be on the internet? Y’all be good now.

  20. Ash Says:

    Make sure to squeeze a lot out of him! Not worth it if you don’t get lots!

    Of course, I’ll tell you what I used to get called in uni as a fair trade…

    Please don’t tell my mummy I’m up past my bedtime. She doesn’t like me putting in these 2 am mornings… :(

  21. tizona Says:

    Child prodigy, JD. A marvel she is…between diaper changes, that is….and welcome to the Zoo.

  22. Eggz Says:

    Hey Ash – wonder if this item’ll be available in the ABC Shop(s) real soon …?

  23. bingbingloveshisblingbling Says:

    Had yet another debate with a bunch last night. Usually, since I’m an expat, these debates are held along the lines of three or four against one. Debating three or four leftards at once does keep me on my toes, however. Good practice. Well anyhow, right at the end, when everyone had said their piece, out came the gold nugget, the gem, the chestnut; Capitalism sucks.

    Why do I bother?

    Because I must.

    Won’t mention the Friday night one, except that one has to try and get folks to understand that lefties deal with how they think the world and everyone should be whilst Righties deal with the world and everyone in it as they are.

    This is the true beauty of Capitalism. It harnesses our, despite whatever do-gooding people aspire to, greed and selfishness and thus elevates civilisation to a level far higher than noble socialism could ever achieve.

  24. spot_the_dog Says:

    #23 Well good on you for trying, anyway. Sometimes when I keep countering myths and half-truths with unassailable facts, and come back the next day to find the same myths and half-truths being peddled, I feel like waving the white flag.

    We just have to keep hoping that once in a while, one of our absolute quantitative facts will manage to find its target and sink in a little.

    JD won’t mind me saying, he’s a black Republican so he’s at it almost all the time, but still he keeps trying. It’s all we can do.

  25. Ash Says:

    Spot,

    JD’s still clearly got a sense of humour about it, which is awesome. By now, I would have thrown a gigantic tantrum.

    Y’know, to do with my age and all.

    Egg,

    I bet. The ABC loves capitalism!

  26. bingbingloveshisblingbling Says:

    #23 I shit you not, I actually had a black Republican, from the South no less, helping me out a bit last night. From country Mississippi. Was a lot more subtle than me, though, so I was still the one copping it.


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