NZ man claims ‘rape by Aussie wombat’


Via Yahoo7

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A New Zealand man has been sentenced to 75 hours’ community service for telling police he was being raped by a wombat.

In a later call to police, Cradock retracted the wombat rape complaint, but said the incident had left him with an Australian accent.

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Don’t ask, Angus, don’t ask.

4 Responses to “NZ man claims ‘rape by Aussie wombat’”

  1. spot_the_dog Says:

    Snap.

  2. space cadette Says:

    Ha! It just takes a wombat to make you actually say “Good day, mate!”

  3. Todd Says:

    But who taught him to use vowels when he speaks? As we all know, kiwi is the world’s only vowel-less language.

  4. bingbingloveshisblingbling Says:

    *gulp* Sorry, spot.


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