Column Deemed Excellent
Posted by Ash on April 4, 2008
Highlights:
What’s then to become of Mosley, who is still clearly youthful enough to survive a five-hooker sexcapade and presumably would seek to apply his talents in other international fields?
The answer - and one that’s staring us in the face: put Max Mosley in charge of Earth Hour.
*SNICKER*
This is a spectacular accomplishment. He’s somehow sold a sport to millions that involves ugly, howling, near-identical cars driven by terrible European midgets.
Hold me, I’m tearing up at this. It’s so true, and so funny.
The only thing preventing an Antarctic Grand Prix is the difficulty of finding suitable grid chicks among the local penguin population.
I’ll dress up as a penguin if you let me be a grid chick!
That’s quite a call; F1 cars chomp through 80L of fuel every 100km, which is on a level of environmental friendliness about equal to woodchipping a Wollemi pine.
If that’s the kind of pine tree I had to get cut down and chipped, cool! Those tree climbing boys with the chainsaws were kinda nice to watch… and offer drinks to. Ahem.
It’s a truly excellent column. Do make sure to read it.
