A Friendly Word Of Advice
Posted by Ash on May 16, 2008
Never, ever buy a 3D jigsaw puzzle.
Especially not one with one thousand pieces.
Jus’ sayin’, is all.
UPDATE: Three down, 997 to go.
UPDATE II: Thirteen down, 987 to go.
UPDATE III: Twenty-seven down, 973 to go. This is going to be painful!
May 16, 2008 at 12:31 am
Dear Ash
Should you make it through to the last piece, you be crosseyed or blind. Have no fear, you will get use to the white cane, and lovely gentle dog.
May 16, 2008 at 12:32 am
As long as I get a Labrador or a Golden Retriever, I’ll be happy.
May 16, 2008 at 12:39 am
Retriever. They are the loveliest, most gentle and noble breed, I’ve seen.
However they are quite the jokester…until trained in obedience and of course their duty, to make sure (seeing eye or just as a pet) humans fuck up less with them, then without them.
May 16, 2008 at 12:41 am
The Corgis would be wonderful guide dogs for midgets, however.
May 16, 2008 at 12:41 am
Mental Image:
May 16, 2008 at 12:46 am
Well, trouble is, they can’t say STOP and if the owner insists, the dog ain’t going over the bridge. To smart for that one.
May 16, 2008 at 12:51 am
Yep, the dogs sure ain’t stupid.
If the dog insists, the owner is going over the bridge though.
Haw Haw Haw!
May 16, 2008 at 1:19 am
excellent, Ash. A journey begins with the first step
May 16, 2008 at 1:49 am
i love those!! especially the glow in the dark ones!!! my underwater one - lost - took 6 months alone. got the hongkong skyline waiting for me. paintball is too early tomorrow, fancy doing puzzles??
i got a dachshund. whatever others say - he’s mine. i made that decision a long time ago and i’m not gonna throw him off the balcony!! i drove 17 hours in heavy snow just to get him. he’s 8 +/- kgs now. he’s a gorgeous little monster. the sweetest dog i’ve ever had too.
May 16, 2008 at 3:02 am
#9 And the most mischievous. Still, he’s getting a bit better.
May 16, 2008 at 5:25 am
Video instructions here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrD4ASKhdBU
Cheers
May 16, 2008 at 11:23 am
Just think of the pride of accomplishment when you’re done, Ash.
As for dogs, I personally favor boxers or border collies. Boxers for their goofy personalities, border collies for their smarts.
May 16, 2008 at 4:06 pm
Except Rebecca, I’m sure that Josh has already stolen a piece.
Border collies are amazing dogs. Love them.
May 18, 2008 at 9:38 am
If you’re into jigsaw puzzles you can play online at http://www.jspuzzles.com … highly recommended