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Posted by SwinishCapitalist on May 20, 2008
Because nobody else will tackle the hard issues that confront us - bikini car washes, for example.
And it’s good to know that the people advising our local councils are well-equipped for the job. It’s a fact of life: some knotty municipal problems won’t yield to anything except pranic healing.
May 20, 2008 at 10:51 pm
Jesus X. Rodriguez. Local governments can’t even fix potholes in the roads, but they sure can be the self-appointed protectors of public morality. What a fucking bad - albeit predictable - joke.
The world is ruled by idiots, because only idiots would want to rule the world.
May 21, 2008 at 1:12 am
Oh I wouldn’t mind ruling the world for a short period of time. Some slight modifications might be forthcoming, and for the better.
May 21, 2008 at 1:43 am
Yojimbo, been reading Sir Charlie’s Space. Basically same shit, different country. Parasites.
Jesus X. Rodriguez translated is Tex-Mex for Jesus H. Christ
May 21, 2008 at 2:09 am
Oh I know all of that but I was going for the Maximum Guido stuff.
If I ruled the world you wouldn’t have to worry about dictators in Iran, NK or Venezuela. The UN and the World Bank types would actually fulfill their responsibilities or I would have to come back and re-rule the world for another short period of time!
World domination could be real fun if your heart was actually in the right place. And did I mention the women
May 21, 2008 at 2:10 am
Not to mention the Universities of Arizona and Kansas alternating national championships in every sport
May 21, 2008 at 2:23 am
Americans (once again showing the rest of the world how far, how very, very far, they are behind us) has bikini espresso stands:
http://www.sanfranog.com/2007/06/seattle-bikini-.html
Don’t worry, these will be coming to Britain, Canada, and Australia in about five years. And then, the rest of the world in about ten years.
May 21, 2008 at 3:37 am
OK, If Angus Ruled the World:
“The first thing we do, let’s kill all the lawyers.”
Not original, but it works for me.