Some Haiku for a cold Tuesday morning. So bad, it’s almost good. Almost. 
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Tuesday’s Best Worst Poetry
August 11, 2008, 9:13 pm — spot_the_dog35 Responses to “Tuesday’s Best Worst Poetry”
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August 12, 2008, 1:13 am at 1:13 am
Cold?! I’m sweating my butt off! Basstards keep making the aircon warmer (freon gas, global warming) and the one in this room ain’t working right!
August 12, 2008, 1:45 am at 1:45 am
Sorry, bingbing. Forgot about you all in t’other hemisphere. We here in Oz are experiencing a rather uncomfortable Global Warming-induced cold snap at the moment.
Even been snowing in tropical Queensland! By the way, did you see what the education department of your home state is up to, Wamenism-wise? Wouldn’t be a teacher there for quids.
August 12, 2008, 5:03 am at 5:03 am
And would stay clear of the geography course. Still, you ask the average teacher or person; what is HardCrut? What is the Hadley Institute? Who has James Hanson had most beneficial links to since around ‘96? What is the main GHG and what percentage of GHGs does it constitute? What was the Medieval Warm Period? Is the Hockey Stick graph still valid? What is the mean temperature increase over the last six years? How much of total CO2 is anthropogenic? What percentage is overall (”human” and “natural” ) CO2 of the total amount of GHGs? What does ‘anthropogenic’ mean? Why are the terms ‘human’ and ‘natural’ differentiated? Why is CO2 a pollutant? What is the Urban Heat Island Effect? Could the shutting down of thousands of Siberian weather stations after the fall of the USSR possibly have an impact on average global surface temperature readings? Could weather stations, previously in the country side but now have cities that have engulfed them, be affected by the Heat Island Effect? What are sunspots? Has there recently been high or low solar activity? What comes first? Temperature rises or CO2 rises? By how much?
You get the picture.
August 12, 2008, 5:31 am at 5:31 am
No, far easier to have Geography teachers just force the party line onto children: The world is heating to hell. And we’re all gonna die. And it’s your fault, and your parents’ too. /that’ll larn ‘em/
August 12, 2008, 6:35 am at 6:35 am
Ha. And you wonder why so many kids don’t bother anymore.
August 12, 2008, 6:42 am at 6:42 am
I blame teachers anyways; that’s what they’re there for.
Cheers
August 12, 2008, 6:43 am at 6:43 am
Until the end of their tertiary (if they get there) education, they’re fed the line of ‘your parents raped the planet and now it’s dying’, ‘defeating (doing what it took) our enemies is morally wrong (Japan WWII, radical ISlam now)’ whilst all the meanwhile being held to substandard account where basic things such as arithmetic, spelling, logic and reason are disregarded.
I ain’t 30 yet so don’t tell me I’m speaking through my arse.
I sometimes agree with Leftists when they say the West is fucked… yet it’s because of them.
Thanks assholes. Just when the human race was getting somewhere.
Still, humanity has won out before. Does the Dark Ages HAVE to be a millennial event???
C’mon peoples!
August 12, 2008, 6:46 am at 6:46 am
PS Mind you, that Hiroshima ‘we were the baddies’ thing wasn’t even around the twelve or so years ago I was in high school.
Fuck The Left. I despise them.
August 12, 2008, 7:11 am at 7:11 am
Cold? My butt sweats off.
So I blame global warming.
But it is summer.
August 12, 2008, 7:14 am at 7:14 am
Reason with Janine.
’tis impossible a task.
She can’t comprehend.
August 12, 2008, 7:16 am at 7:16 am
The fly on the wall.
Kevin Rudd sits back two rows.
Finger out of ear.
August 12, 2008, 7:18 am at 7:18 am
Finger into mouth.
Hu dominates his tongue?
Carbon pollution?
August 12, 2008, 7:23 am at 7:23 am
Gaia’s survival.
In the hands of too few.
Mega-taxation.
August 12, 2008, 7:26 am at 7:26 am
I love polar bears.
But I do love humans too.
Islam no Savior.
August 12, 2008, 7:27 am at 7:27 am
These were some of my pre-election efforts:
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Wayne Swan is a goose
Which is why he is Labor.
Birds of a feather.
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KRudd, what a sad name,
His mother wasn’t thinking.
Weep for poor Kevni.
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All hail Julia,
the famous orange roughy.
Communism rules!
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Kevin Oh Seven:
Beloved of union thugs,
Christian Socialist!
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A fork in the road.
Oh no Kevin watch your back!
A handbag of knives.
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Little Sir Echo
Where are all your policies?
I’ll pinch them from John.
August 12, 2008, 7:30 am at 7:30 am
American? Scotch?
Whiskey? Capitalism?
Islam wants neither.
August 12, 2008, 7:32 am at 7:32 am
I like Polar Bears
And I like Global Warming.
Polar Bears, EVOLVE!
August 12, 2008, 7:34 am at 7:34 am
Kevin O seven.
But hey what about O eight?
Never mind O nine.
August 12, 2008, 7:36 am at 7:36 am
Kevin the jetset.
May you suffer turbulence.
And crash in China.
August 12, 2008, 7:38 am at 7:38 am
Are those favorites yours
Spot, who championed the cause?
Have Chinese haiku?
August 12, 2008, 7:40 am at 7:40 am
It snowed in Queensland.
Is this Glowball Warmening?
I can see my breath.
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Chilean Sea Bass
Are very close to extinct.
Algore ate them all.
August 12, 2008, 7:43 am at 7:43 am
This is pretty sad!
August 12, 2008, 7:46 am at 7:46 am
Kevin O Seven,
Hand Over To Kate O Eight
She Cannot Be As Bad
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Russia Full Of Clowns,
Invading Little Georgia,
Morons Blaming Bush
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Rudd’s A Little Twerp,
He Likes To Watch, It Scares Me,
It’s Very Creepy
August 12, 2008, 7:50 am at 7:50 am
That last one of yours (”It’s Very Creepy”), is spot-on, Ash. Love it!
August 12, 2008, 8:03 am at 8:03 am
Kev Bignotes Himself:
Makes Himself Feel Relevant;
Saw Leaders Talking.
August 12, 2008, 8:13 am at 8:13 am
Let me re-work that.
“It is very creepy.”
Spot on, Ash. Love it.
August 12, 2008, 8:18 am at 8:18 am
That last one of yours
”It’s Very Creepy”, is spot
-on, Ash. I Love it!
So close yet so far.
You were one syllable out.
Haiku reply here.
August 12, 2008, 8:20 am at 8:20 am
I propose….
Next Saturday night,
a drunk-blogging Haiku slam
Right here on this blog.
August 12, 2008, 8:23 am at 8:23 am
Your piece on the Pilger thread is brilliant, bingbing. I haven’t gotten around to reading the comments over there much today – glad you pointed it out.
August 12, 2008, 8:35 am at 8:35 am
Drunk on Saturday?
But away from computer!
I can do Thursday.
Have had a few drinks.
Medical check was today.
Was sober too long.
August 12, 2008, 8:35 am at 8:35 am
Islam is evil.
Lefties are evil as well.
Both will be in hell.
August 12, 2008, 8:40 am at 8:40 am
Islam not evil?
And not the Left Wing as welll?
One evil. One wrong.
August 12, 2008, 8:55 am at 8:55 am
I’m drinking coffee.
It’s eight o’clock AM here.
Long to go for beer.
August 13, 2008, 12:23 am at 12:23 am
DJing last night.
Was fun but so sleepy now.
Long to go to bed.
Read Bolt’s; can’t comment.
So pissed of at Lefty twats.
School kids robbed of mind.
August 13, 2008, 1:05 am at 1:05 am
I am quite lit now.
Beer is God’s cool nectar.
I should go to sleep.