–Via Tim Blair, who nominates this woman for South Australian of the Year.
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‘Those Wacky South Australians’ (#918)
August 16, 2008, 12:46 am — spot_the_dog13 Responses to “‘Those Wacky South Australians’ (#918)”
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August 16, 2008, 3:13 am at 3:13 am
2008 Darwin Award won.
Bet she believes in AGW, too.
August 16, 2008, 3:18 am at 3:18 am
Ohhh, this just keeps getting better.
Mrs Goldsworthy said although she had been convicted of arson before, this time it was an accident.
An absolute cracker. You couldn’t make this stuff up.
August 16, 2008, 4:33 am at 4:33 am
If you’ve ever cleaned a lawnmower in your bedroom… you might be a redneck.
August 16, 2008, 5:33 am at 5:33 am
I laughed out loud at that line too, Bingbing.
“I swear, this time I did not do it,” she said.
Cripes!
Do go to TB’s post on this – some of the comments are just brilliant.
August 16, 2008, 5:39 am at 5:39 am
South Australians must have gotten bored with serial murder…
August 16, 2008, 7:03 am at 7:03 am
If you’re mowing the grass in your bedroom … you might be a redneck.
August 16, 2008, 7:04 am at 7:04 am
The Darwin Awards are moving south … to Adelaide?
August 16, 2008, 1:40 pm at 1:40 pm
Well you see, the carpet was a bit high for a proper putting surface.
August 16, 2008, 1:43 pm at 1:43 pm
It says she was in “a spare bedroom”, maybe she was bowling.
August 16, 2008, 1:46 pm at 1:46 pm
Of course, they do have those slyly worded warnings on candles, that in essence says…If you’re a dumb shit, do NOT light this, candle.
August 16, 2008, 8:23 pm at 8:23 pm
Oh err… I always clean my lawnmower in my bedroom, or something like that I think it must vibrate alot in the room and it’s easy to clean on my err… bed while I errrr smoke….
August 16, 2008, 8:28 pm at 8:28 pm
“I tried my best to put the fire out. I grabbed loose carpets and threw it onto the fire, but the flames just kept spreading.”
There’s her problem. Should have tried dousing it with a liquid instead. Like lighter fluid.
August 17, 2008, 12:35 am at 12:35 am
p.s. i think we should email angelina and congratulate her with her riveting stories.