Guess the party: “Look at this, I’m tittie-f..king your mother!”


NSW Police Minister Matt Brown resigned in disgrace last night after it was revealed he had danced semi-naked on a couch and simulated a sex act on a female Labor MP during a drunken party in Parliament House…

A witness told The Australian Mr Brown stripped down to his “very brief” underpants and danced to loud “Oxford Street-style” techno music on a green leather Chesterfield couch he had recently ordered for his office. The witness said Mr Brown “mounted the chest” of Wollongong MP Noreen Hay.

The witness said Mr Brown called out to Ms Hay’s adult daughter during the performance: “Look at this, I’m tittie-f..king your mother!”

–via Andrew Bolt, who has more here.

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UPDATE: BTW, yes – this is the same State government which recently saw another Government Minister jailed for 28 counts of dealing drugs to and buggering young boys

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12 Responses to “Guess the party: “Look at this, I’m tittie-f..king your mother!”

  1. Angus Dei Says:

    OMG. WTF.

  2. spot_the_dog Says:

    OMG. WTF.

    Yeah, I know. “…a green leather Chesterfield couch he had recently ordered for his office” – who the frick buys green leather Chesterfields anymore?

    LOL.

  3. spot_the_dog Says:

    BTW, Angus, this is the same State government which recently saw another Government Minister jailed for 28 counts of dealing drugs to and buggering young boys – a practice that went on for years with no-one inside the party doing anything about it…

  4. Dminor Says:

    Disgusting. But he’s done the right thing. The only thing. Let the message be clear: any minister caught dancing to techno music must tender their resignation immediately.

    Otherwise – oy, Kev – nothing you wouldn’t see in most Australian pubs, right? I’m surprised the minister was able to remember events; aren’t these things usually accompanied by retrograde amnesia?

  5. Dminor Says:

    Note that NSW Premier Rees didn’t sack him over the incident per se, but for lying to him about it:

    Mr Rees said today that Mr Brown had yesterday told him “nothing untoward” had occurred at the post-budget party in his office, but dozens of differing stories emerged last night.

    “He gave me assurances that there had been absolutely nothing untoward about the evening that had been held in his office,” Mr Rees said.

    “I subsequently heard too many differing reports and I took it upon myself to directly ring people who’d been present during the course of the evening and a very different picture emerged.

    “I subsequently put it to former minister Brown late last night that there too many reports of you in your underwear for me to ignore.

    “He conceded he’d been in his underwear and that gave me no option but to demand his resignation.”

    Mr Rees said he would have been willing to support Mr Brown if he had been honest about the “bitterly disappointing” allegations but after he misled him “the situation was beyond that.”

    So, he’s a degenerate and a bold-faced liar (and he dances to techno, so next I presume we’ll find out he was high on E). Good choice, ALP, Police Minister for god’s sake.

  6. spot_the_dog Says:

    Good choice, ALP, Police Minister for god’s sake.

    Well, the bloke who was using his office to deal drugs and sodomise boys was the Aboriginal Affairs Minister – given the high rate of child sex abuse in Aboriginal communities, he was another good choice, hey?…

  7. thefrollickingmole Says:

    I believe that the chief of staff for the minister buggering young boys is now an elected (or parachuted) member of parliment…..

  8. thefrollickingmole Says:

    Its worse than I thought.
    I present your new Premier….

    http://www.crikey.com.au/Politics/20080909-Nathan-Rees-carries-baggage-from-the-Orkopolous-scandal.html?source=kwoff

    (links to crikey)

    “..Rees’s consistent line has been that, despite being the then-Minister’s chief of staff, he knew nothing until everyone found out about Orkopoulos’s secret life in November 2006…”

    Hes so useless he didnt even have the vaugest suspicion his boss was a kiddie fiddler, despite rumours.
    Not to mention the sacking and vilification of the staff member who raised the allegations as well.
    And this is the man the ALP considers best to run a whole state. That whole Crikey article is well worth a read

  9. spot_the_dog Says:

    I’ll go have a read of it, thanks TFM. I’ve been half-following the saga of the sacked whistleblower via Lin on Bolt’s blog – it’s something not many people want to talk about, that’s for sure.

  10. eggz Says:

    ‘I did not dance to techno music with that woman …’

  11. eggz Says:

    Perhaps, Kevni was accompanying them on the banjo?

  12. spot_the_dog Says:

    LOL. Kevni wouldn’t’ve seen anything though, Eggz. (Though he might’ve phoned his wife the next morning to apologise for “being a bit of a goose…” )


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