Thirsty?

Ever been caught not been able to decide between a glass of milk or a soft drink? Then why not try a refreshing bottle of Milkis? That’s right. It’s a sweet, milk flavoured soda. Now before you start wondering, “Why didn’t I think of this?”, just suck it up and enjoy… Milkis.

Why didn't I think of that?

Why didn't I think of that?

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Sorry Barack but our ex-PM needs digs while he’s there.

FORMER Australian prime minister and Bush mate John Howard is the reason Barack Obama and his family have had to bunk out in a hotel ahead of the president-elect’s inauguration later this month.

Yep, normally it would be Barack and Co. staying at the official White House guest house next week but not this time round.

For our non-Aussie readers, John Howard is staying there so he can pick up the Presidential Medal of Freedom.

I wonder if KRudd will get one too someday.

Speaking of our little foul-mouthed 24/7 dynamo, the man has been half right lately. No prizes for guessing which half though.

KEVIN Rudd has defended Israel’s right to self-defence, but called for diplomatic efforts to bring about an immediate ceasefire in the Gaza Strip.

UPDATE

And the Left are having kittens over it!

UPDATE II

From Tim’s YouTube link. Olbermann and Carlson get ballsy… my take.

The Inaugural Balls? Balls here. Balls there? And Olbermann is barred up?

Two people. Possibly six. One hundred and nineteen rooms. Bit squeezy.

Carlson sounds like it’s been a while for her.

…”at meetup.org where you supposed to be having balls on your own…”

Olberman the swinger: “…neighbourhood balls…”

Carlson takes the bait.

“…there’s ten of them here…”

“…the Inaugural Committee is trying to tamp down some of the excesses of balls past…”

…”the best ball they’re doing is the Commander in Chief’s ball…”

“…which is open for free…”

“… and then young people get a cut-rate ball…”

Nasty.

“…(unintelligible) who is going to perform?…”

“…the problem with these balls is Keith, that I went to the two Clinton balls…”

Damn.

(Update II Cross-posted at Blair’s)

Queenslanders are odd.

As exibit one I give you this story.

 

A PERVERT has twice broken into a Cairns adult shop and had sex with blow-up dolls before abandoning the vinyl vixens in a nearby lane.

A bit of nudity below the page….

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“Family” Room

I put family in quotes, because I’m the only family in it.

Definately a dude's place.

I like having a house.

The thrashing tail of a dying beast

AUSTRALIA’S use of coal and carbon emissions policies are guaranteeing the “destruction of much of the life on the planet”, a leading NASA scientist has written in a letter to Barack Obama.

The head of NASA’s Goddard Institute for Space Studies, Professor James Hansen, has written an open letter to Barack Obama calling for a moratorium on coal-fired power stations and the use of next-generation nuclear power.

Yep, nice one, Hansen. Shame about reality.

THE STARK headline appeared just over a year ago. “2007 to be ‘warmest on record,’ ” BBC News reported on Jan. 4, 2007. Citing experts in the British government’s Meteorological Office, the story announced that “the world is likely to experience the warmest year on record in 2007,” surpassing the all-time high reached in 1998.

But a funny thing happened on the way to the planetary hot flash: Much of the planet grew bitterly cold.

And yeah, I know you guys know about this but indulge me…

co2-vs-temperature-lately

co2-vs-temperature-over-the-last-few-years

Hey, Hanson. Three words mate, Biden-style: Hands off, you spacecowboy!

Ho hum. As they say; if the shoe fits, wear it. Problem is, looking at those graphs…

A boot for Hansen, perhaps?

UPDATE

Oops. Link fixed. Thanks for the heads up, Husky.

Hot Israeli Army Chicks

Here.

And a teaser…

Go fuck yourselves, Hamas. These girls are on our side.

Go fuck youselves, Hamas. These girls are on our side.

Ron Paul Fucks Up

The Palestinians are in like a concentration camp. They have a few small missiles, but it’s so minor compared to the firepower of Israel, who has nuclear weapons. And they can turn off all the food and all the water….And yet we are going to have to accept some of the moral responsibility for this.

Movie Review: The Day The Earth Stood Still

Today I went on an adventure and went to watch the new Keanu Reeves movie The Day The Earth Stood Still.

The original was way, way better, but this version wasn’t without merit (spoiler link).

To begin with, the special effects were amazing, and Keanu Reeves is detached enough to be able to pull off his character (an alien) perfectly. The plot was quite simple to follow, and the message was clear.

The plot is completely different to the original, the original having focused on humans and war, where the aliens were hoping for humans to live peacefully, and the new version focuses on humans’ damage on the environment.

It’s worth watching, but wait until it’s on DVD. Particularly if you’re sick of preachy movies.

UPDATE: Jason Soon agrees with me on The Day The Earth Stood Still. Unfortunately Jason’s made sure I’m going to have nightmares tonight, by suggesting an intergalactic civilisation of Al Gores.

Chill, these things happen with public transport

Actually, no. Incidents such as this should be taken very seriously. Err, maybe. Crazy and horrifying? Watch the video. You can hear passengers laughing, the doors are open barely a metre… hmm, not another sensationalist media beat up, surely not!

SkyTrain passengers had a wild ride Saturday when their train left New Westminster station with its doors still open.

Alarmed passengers huddled away from three sets of open doors, through which cars could be seen below on Stewardson Way as the train sped to 22nd Street station.

One passenger posted a camera phone video on YouTube and others described the incident as “crazy” and “horrifying.”

Check out the way horrifying and crazy video!

However, this is the bit that really caught my eye.

Vancouver has struggled with an extremely cold wintereven by Canadian standards — and the public transport network has been brought close to breaking point by frozen rivers, snowbound roads and frozen train track switches.

Al?

Hooray we are a hate site!!

Im so happy! To be called a hate site by ani-Semetic tools is a dream come true!

Mulga Mumblebrain :

31 Dec 2008 3:49:33pm

Let’s see if this gets through, as most of my posts are being censored. No surprise from John Howard’s ABC…

 

“epikouros :

02 Jan 2009 4:56:49pm

 

…Reading your posts during the past year has been a great antidote to the inevitable “anomie” of existence in our wonderful world with its values and “civilised way of life”… Don’t be discouraged by the censorship or by the hate bloggs like the Tizona Group’s site. …”

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Climate Change: Stripping It Back To How It’s Taught To Kids

Anyone remember this Futurama episode?

In my opinion, global warming’s done a complete 360 and has gone through all the science and is now back to this basic stupidity in the belief that it must exist!!!11!

And apologies for the site this links to, but I assure you that the article is well worth a read.

From the Huffington Post (yes, you read that right).

Mr. Gore has stated, regarding climate change, that “the science is in.” Well, he is absolutely right about that, except for one tiny thing. It is the biggest whopper ever sold to the public in the history of humankind.

Drink Up And Feel Safe

Sent to me by email, is the latest version of fruit juice.

rapefruit

Allegedly, the main ingredient is rohypnol.

And you thought your job sucked.

Man dives into liquid faeces of 18 million people for 400 dollars a month

But wait it gets worse…

It is so dark down amid the cold liquid waste of some 18 million inhabitants that Cu and his three fellow divers cannot see and have to feel their way along the tunnel walls.

Dressed in a thick red wetsuit, Cu pulls debris out with his hands or unblocks tunnels with a stick.

 

I bet hes still a virgin as well, lets face it.

Lady: What do you do for a living?

Cu: I poke shit with a stick…..

More in the link http://www.funreports.com/fun/20-12-2006/1454-sewage-0

 

 

 

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So True It Could Be Left Unsaid

So true

So true

Received this in an email from He Who Frollicks Underground, and it’s so true that it’s spot on.

That said, now I want one! Give me one right now! **stamps foot like two-year-old**

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McCain’s Perfect Choice for a Running Mate: Governor Sarah Palin

While most of the pedantic, two-dimensional, inside-the-box-thinking, conservative political hacks are touting Tom Ridge for the slot (Not a bad guy, but…), David Freddoso notes a far superior choice has been proposed: The Republican Governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin.

I believe this is a truly inspired idea. Gov. Palin ran as an anti-corruption outsider, and handily defeated a corrupt and entrenched Republican political machine. Plus, at 44, she would almost totally wipe the “age issue” McCain has off the slate, and since Obama is only two years her senior, there is no way they could attack her for her youth and inexperience: She has much more executive experience than Senator Obama has.

Not to mention the fact that, she’s a gorgeous woman who exudes mass quantities of charisma…

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and has a super-solid family life.

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Dibs on the eldest daughter! LOL!

This inspired choice would allow McCain to actually capitalize on his “maverick” persona, as Gov. Palin shook Alaska politics to the core: She’s a charming, charismatic woman, but she can also play with the big boys and kick ass.

What say ye?

UPDATE: Things are looking optimistic!

UPDATE II: Welcome to all 4500 8000 40,000 in the past few hours (so far!) people visiting us from Google. We’re a fairly opinionated right-wing blog, and you might like to take a look at our “About” page. You might also be interested in our other coverage of Sarah Palin and whether she becomes a prospective Vice President of the United States. You can find this coverage here and here. Personally, I hope she does, but you can feel free to debate the idea in comments below. All first comments are moderated, but unless you either insult or use severe profanity (and I mean severe by my standards, which generally only means the C U Next Tuesday word or the implication that someone has had a rather enjoyable erotic experience with someone who has borne a child), however if you come up with a new one, I may simply delete your comment. I, and all other contributors to this blog are more than fair in what we permit.

UPDATE III: Nayr Drahcir, don’t bother even trying. You will not be published.

UPDATE IV: A lot of people must like Palin.

UPDATE V: More coverage of Governor Sarah Palin and a theme song here.

UPDATE VI: Funniest observation on the announcement yet: “Put Obama and Palin on a basketball court one on one. Winner takes all!”

UPDATE VII: [spot_the_dog] No, we do not have any pictures of “Sarah Palin + Naked,” nor do we have any of “Sarah Palin + Swimsuit.” In the past 24 hours, there have been 157 separate searches on this site for “Sarah Palin Swimsuit,” and 161 separate searches for “Sarah Palin Naked.” I repeat, we have no bathing suit, swim suit, bikini, or naked pictures of Sarah Palin. What kind of people do you think we are, anyway? ;-)

UPDATE VIIa: [spot_the_dog] Ace has noticed a similar search phenomenon on his blog and has a theory…

UPDATE VIII: A well-rounded view of the selection of Sarah Palin for the Vice President Nomination can be found here.

UPDATE IX:  We got it!  YES!  Nude photo of Sarah Palin right here!  (C’mon.  You know you want to click.)

UPDATE X: Feel free to visit our main page and read the latest posts we’ve written.

Happy New Year!

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