Need a flashy name for your burgeoning Pro Wrestling career? Could even double as an alternate screen name?
This tool transforms even the most mundane of given names into WWF-ready monikers. I wonder, though, how Andrew Bolt will take to “Ringo Apocalypse,” when compared to Tim Blair’s “Maverick Tank”?
And it’s equal-opportunity: there’s a girly version too! Just for fun, try entering “Hillary Clinton” into that version 
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~~This post authored by Falcon Hulk and his trusty sidekick Big Ace. Who, for interest’s sake, would be Molly Blossom (WTF?!?) and Silver Vamp in the “Diva Pro Wrestling” division.
H/T Margo’s Maid, aka Napalm Shadow
March 14, 2009, 5:57 pm at 5:57 pm
Just FYI:
[Oops, I think I was still on the Diva (Ladies) Pro Wrestling name generator site ... sorry 'bout that, ladies
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March 14, 2009, 7:46 pm at 7:46 pm
Apparently, I’m “Grim Slaughter” if I ever become a professional wrestler.
March 14, 2009, 7:51 pm at 7:51 pm
Okay, so what does it mean that my real name generates: Bionic Sweet Cakes for a wrestling name?
“Nilk” is now to be known as Great Kingpin lol!
As a slight aside, I’ve always threatened to put Magilla in the ring as a pro wrestler. She’s to be known as The Procrastinator, as I’ve never known anyone to put off anything the way she does.
It’ll take her so much faffing around before she gets near the ring that her opponents will forfeit the matches from boredom.
I reckon she’ll make me a lot of moola.
March 14, 2009, 8:01 pm at 8:01 pm
My real name = Agent Barbarian. Not bad, but I prefer my Dminor moniker: Phat Hammer. Beat that one (no, um, pun intended). Passingly strange, the male version of my wife’s name came out as Jesus Hammer.
March 14, 2009, 10:56 pm at 10:56 pm
As my real name, um, Sundance Fury and as bingbing (wtf but I guess I shouldn’t be surprised) Rocky Joker.
Oh, and Antony Loewenstein is aka Ice Medusa. (oops, was that accidentally in the diva section also?)
March 14, 2009, 10:59 pm at 10:59 pm
PS And since we’re all playing silly buggers with our names, check this site out. It shows you a photograph of your future.
March 14, 2009, 11:45 pm at 11:45 pm
Oh….deary…me…
Butch Titan
And thats male……
March 15, 2009, 1:41 am at 1:41 am
I’m Bobcat Spider. WTF?
March 15, 2009, 1:44 am at 1:44 am
Oh, my Angus Dei moniker is Gold Vampire.
I don’t think the human body contains any gold, so I’m probably broke.
March 15, 2009, 1:49 am at 1:49 am
OK, my other blog name gives me Full Metal Spike. I like that one.
March 15, 2009, 9:24 am at 9:24 am
Real Name: Sonic Frankenstein!
TWoW: Major Gator
March 15, 2009, 9:41 am at 9:41 am
I got Elegant Tigress as myself….
March 15, 2009, 9:42 am at 9:42 am
Double Tank as a guy
March 16, 2009, 8:25 am at 8:25 am
well, when i put my names in the girly version, i got a message “you have been banned!” eh?
but in the guys version i am andre stink face.
nice one.
March 30, 2009, 10:09 am at 10:09 am
What about Bitch Tamer, Head Crakka or Pizza Delivery
April 14, 2009, 10:35 pm at 10:35 pm
Well, as a Diva Wrestler I am … “Plain Freak”
As a male Pro Wrestler I would be “Atomic Testicleeze”
I will twitter my friends and they will like this. Thanks – this is a hoot!!!!!!!
April 14, 2009, 11:20 pm at 11:20 pm
Jim Treacher’s pro wrestling name is “Psycho Bear”. It’s a toss-up as to whether I like that, or his Diva Pro Wrestling name “Madam Jane,” better.
“Madam Jane the Psycho Bear”?
Then we have, “Racist Rethuglican Sheepletard, your professional wrestling name is now: ‘Jesus Giant’.”
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Kevin Rudd’s professional wrestling name is “Sonic Jackal ,” or Diva version “Mousy Cheerleader”. Mousy Cheerleader – that could catch on. How do you say that in Mandarin?