A 66-year-old man pleaded guilty today to having sex with a horse and a donkey.
Joseph Squires appeared at Leicester Crown Court charged with buggery of a donkey between February 2 and February 5, 1999, and buggery of a horse between March 15 and 18, 2004.
The fact that he didn’t have a ménage á trois with both the horse and the donkey, in theory, makes him slightly less of a pervert than I had originally assumed from the headline but the difference doesn’t seem discernible.
He also faced charges of damaging property – relating to the two animals on the same dates.
Squires, whose address was previously given as Overpark Avenue, Leicester, was due to stand trial but pleaded guilty to all four counts at Leicester Crown Court today.
Defence counsel Amar Mehta told the court Squires had no previous convictions and was of previous good character.
Requesting he be released on bail, he said: “The defendant does not have a stable address ….”
April 13, 2010, 6:29 pm at 6:29 pm
Who busted him and/or who did he tell? One would think that’s something to keep private.
April 13, 2010, 7:30 pm at 7:30 pm
Thst the sort of geo that after he f$%ked the horse would whisper in its ear “did I hurt you babe”….
April 13, 2010, 8:23 pm at 8:23 pm
Why?
April 13, 2010, 9:13 pm at 9:13 pm
Troops, you’re missing the important stuff here, like did he do the courtesy of a reacharound or share a victory durrie on completion of the act.
Priorities people…..priorities.
April 18, 2010, 10:07 am at 10:07 am
lol