Lobely Lefties


I posted this at my own personal site yesterday, but since no one else is posting here, I thought it’d be worth a run.

Hyar she blows…

This was first brought to general attention yesterday. It’s about halfway down the page. LOBES!!! After further research, it is clear there definitely IS something between Leftards and their ears. It is clear that there IS more to it than the well-known Lefty head tilt. Photo analysis proves this to be true. That’s NSW Green Party would-be senator Lee Rhiannon. Her parents were commies. However, Reds under the beds with lobes like robes is not by any means a one-off phenomenon. More photographic evidence under the fold.

Take former Socialist Forum member and current Aussie PM, Julia Gillard. Even ex-PM, Bob Hawke, was famously always tugging at his earlobes. Apparently, this was a visual cue to union members reminding them he was their ex-boss and was still OK despite his economic reforms which actually in the long run did help the country much to the unions displeasure. And it’s not just an Australian thing. Cop this. But bingers?! You’re just showing people with robe-lobes! Ok, then. Who’s arguably the global symbol of the Right Wing for the last decade? See? And who Australia’s worst PM ever, the bloke who brought the lefty unions back into power? Yep, I know you know, and he’s so hardcore, he went Beyond Loberdome. It’s confirmed. You start talking with someone and they seem OK? Head tilt carefully disguised? Check the lobes!

11 Responses to “Lobely Lefties”

  1. Kaboom Says:

    Bing, that is simply obscene.

    Here you are, taking the “looks” ad hominem to extremes, by attempting to link elongated ear-lobes with Left Wing stupidity.

    Not even myself could make (or defend) that intellectually dishonest leap – please note for future reference that a person’s political view is NOT determined by the ugly, dangling ear-lobe length, but rather by what they SAY.

    Then again, Joooylya’s lobes are pretty wild………

    • bingbing Says:

      It was a joke, dude.

    • Kaboom Says:

      Bingster – as was my Totally Politically Correct statement in reproach!

      Uneven ear-lobes create the famous Lefty head-tilt!

      Cheers

    • bingbing Says:

      Phew. I was wondering what had happened.

  2. Carpe Jugulum Says:

    Yeah Kabs you may have a valid point with the lobe thing, but with the earwax muncher, that still makes me queasy, hell that would make a hobo nauseaus.

  3. Mr. Bingley Says:

    It’s a Lobe-ite Conspiracy!

  4. Passing shadows | Asian Correspondent Says:

    [...] Lobes and leftards – is there a link?  [...]

  5. Ben Says:

    About a half of the country has had something to doing with socialist movements and organisations. They have long been a part of anti-war campaigns and other social justice campaigns. Socialism is part of the Australian way of life; we’ve had socialists for over century. Socialist ideas have long influenced Australian politics and society; which is one reason why we’re better off then the neo-con and neo-lib UK and USA.

  6. Ben Says:

    About a half of the country has had something to do with socialist movements and organisations. They have long been a part of anti-war campaigns and other social justice campaigns. Socialism is part of the Australian way of life; we’ve had socialists for over century, depending on definition, since settlement. Socialist ideas have long influenced Australian politics and society; which is one reason why we’re better off then the neo-con and neo-lib UK and USA.

    • bingbing Says:

      I’d half pay that argument, but then I keep thinking of UK housing estates, and especially those council flats.

  7. Ben Says:

    Oops, sorry. I can’t remove that first post.


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