HAPPY VELOCIRAPTURE


Happy Rapture Day!  If you’re on Twitter, be sure to follow the Rapture Help Desk and the #rapture hashtag for all the latest Rapture info & updates.

Meanwhile, given my well-known aversion to velociraptors, can I just say how happy I am to see this?

And as for these folks, let’s try to avoid consoling them tomorrow with a happy “Cheer up — it’s not the end of the world!”
No need to rub it in.

Cheer up - it's not the end of the world!

via @bettiwettiwoo & @Regretsy

23 Responses to “HAPPY VELOCIRAPTURE”

  1. bruce Says:

    So I guess that would be May 21st in Jerusalem? Or Rome? Book of Revelations talks about both places. Bit like Christmas and New Year, the Pacific gets it early.

    • spot_the_dog Says:

      The “Frequently Asked Questions” page of the cult which started all this doesn’t actually give a time, or a time zone.
      http://www.familyradio.com/facts/

      I guess “God only knows”…

      I’ll keep an eye on Twitter. The Rapture may not be televised, but it’ll sure as hell be live-tweeted. xD

    • Winston Smith Says:

      Are them dinosaur thingies falling up or down?

    • spot_the_dog Says:

      They’re being raptured, Winston – they’re goin’ up-up-UP to Heaven. According to the story, that’s literally what happens – people start getting sucked up to Heaven. Naked, for some reason. Uh-huh.

      Saaay… we all still here?

    • bingbing Says:

      Lady bingbing here. Bingers got sucked up. Only problem is/was the ceiling. The cleaning will be a nightmare.

    • Winston Smith Says:

      Good God, Lady BB. We don’t need to know about that.
      Nor your ceiling cleaning issues.

  2. Vulture Says:

    “It’s not the end of the world”. LOLZ.

  3. Merilyn Says:

    Well, what do you know we are all still here, and the world has not ended, Global warmists please note.

    • Carpe Jugulum Says:

      I’m not so sure, it’s overcast, cold………………oh wait, i’m in Melbourne.

    • bingbing Says:

      Wait. What?!? Did I go out and get wasted and miss the end of the world AGAIN?!?!?

  4. spot_the_dog Says:

    If you were in Adelaide, how would you be able to tell if the world had ended or not?

    • J.M. Heinrichs Says:

      Call someone in Hobart.

      Cheers

    • bingbing Says:

      On behalf of Merylin, one kung fu panda kick live from Maslin Beach.

      It has to be Maslin Beach.

    • Merilyn Says:

      Naughty, naughty spot!!!!! No bone for you.

    • bingbing Says:

      Needs another walk…

    • spot_the_dog Says:

      :)

    • bingbing Says:

      Oi, just noticed. A few days ago we must have hit 2 million.

  5. bingbing Says:

    Spot. FFS. FFSM. For fuck’s sake, man. I wish you’d take this more seriously!

  6. bingbing Says:

    “this” link doesn’t work. Easiest solution would be to just rip the image. Srsly, what are they gonna do? Our server’s in Texas.

    • J.M. Heinrichs Says:

      And you can’t get nothing out of that beefy guy!

      Cheers

  7. spot_the_dog Says:

    Here you go – the Taiwanese News animators take on the Rapture:

    • bingbing Says:

      Love those guys. Making a mental note to check on them more often.

    • spot_the_dog Says:

      Yet another reason for you to get on Twitter: http://twitter.com/nmatv


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