They’re dead serious (I think), but that didn’t stop me from laughing at every sentence. You couldn’t satirise gobbledegook this well.
Even by academic humanities standards, it’s a painful abuse of the English language.
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Quote of the Day
August 28, 2008, 9:34 pm — spot_the_dog.
“Australia is not an island.”
-Australian Prime Minister Kevin Rudd speaking to The 7:30 Report’s Kerry O’Brien, 28/08/08
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UPDATE: Angus Dei provides some appropriate musical advice for Kevni
UPDATE 2: More accurate map of Australia here.
http://tizona.wordpress.com/2009/04/29/australia-not-just-an-island-but-a-hella-scary-one-too/
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Quote Of The Day
June 3, 2008, 1:44 am — Ash“I’m not sure we need to worry too much about the Golden Gate Bridge [in the event of an earthquake], because I’m not sure all of Western California will still be around.”
I heard this on an ad for a documentary looking at what’s being done to the Golden Gate Bridge for the inevitable earthquake.
I’ve Found A Secret!
April 10, 2008, 4:53 am — AshPssst, guys?
I’ve found the Super Sekret Source for the dribble written here.
Click at your own peril…
If I disappear during the night, El Cid can have my jar of vegemite.
Absolut Texas
April 7, 2008, 2:57 am — Angus DeiIn An Absolut World,Texas would still be a republic, and would include half of New Mexico, the panhandle of Oklahoma, 1/3 of Colorado, and part of Wyoming.
Of course, Absolut said they were sorry. No apology necessary: The Muslims will own Sweden soon enough.
WTF?!: You Aussies are Going to Have to Interpret THIS for Me
March 26, 2008, 8:07 am — Angus DeiMy Boomerang Won’t Come Back:
I thought us Americans had the market cornered on the ridiculous.
Via Derb.
I have to admit, I don’t get it.
Obama The Messiah?
March 24, 2008, 1:43 am — AshThis website may or may not answer your questions.
Or it may just scare you!
All I asked for was an explanation
March 1, 2008, 1:00 am — bingbingGot myself into a very heated argument with a young British Muslim woman on Thursday night. It all started when I politely asked her to explain the following. So why didn’t she explain it satisfactorily and instead, attack me personally? The following is commonly known as the Verse of the Sword. It appears late in the Koran and, thus abrogates earlier peaceful injunctions.
9:5. Then when the Sacred Months (the 1st, 7th, 11th, and 12th months of the Islamic calendar) have passed, then kill the Mushrikun {unbelievers} wherever you find them, and capture them and besiege them, and prepare for them each and every ambush. But if they repent and perform As-Salat (Iqamat-as-Salat {the Islamic ritual prayers}), and give Zakat {alms}, then leave their way free. Verily, Allah is Oft-Forgiving, Most Merciful.
With thanks to www.jihadwatch.org
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