The Morning After…..Good Morning, Fools…:)


This bright enough for you poor bastards that are hungover? You know, dry mouth, teeth itch, stomach kinda’ screwed, maybe even spent some of the early morning hours, in the crapper.

Well take heart. Whilst I didn’t have but a few Southern Comforts, I know, as you should, that WE will feel better over the course of the day.

Those that didn’t participate in some or any kind of festivities, are feeling as good right now, as they are going to. Poor damn people…..:)

Ummm, I or someone can, WE will post when our eyes can focus a tad better, cause right now, every damn thing I see, varies in color.

It is quite possible you may not be able to read this at all. Should this persist longer then half the day, do have someone dial up an eye Doc for you tomorrow. Elsewise live with it until all is clear. You did it, now deal with it!

OH and hopefully you weren’t damn stupid enough to drive last evening or in the early morning hours to get anyone killed, including yourself….BUT if you did, you couldn’t read this any damn way. And if that be true,

I hope they toss the friggin’ book at you!

14 Responses to “The Morning After…..Good Morning, Fools…:)”

  1. Ash Says:

    No hangover, yet I feel like garbage and just want to crawl into bed.

    There were hundreds of people arrested down here in Melbourne for drink driving, and I do hope our darling Magistrates don’t let them off with a slap on the wrist.

  2. tizona Says:

    Dear Gentle Reader,

    My suggestion would be that you just take some soup, or coffee and lie down, OR lie down, again.

    NO, I’m not a Doctor, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express® , last night.

    Signed,
    Tizzy

  3. Ash Says:

    Actually, I’m attempting a suggestion from a Russian friend I had many years ago. Apparently a shot of vodka, straight, every half hour, kills off any bacteria.

    Seems to be working too.

    Is this “remedial method” supposed to stop before or after I’m drunk? I need to know, before I get drunk.

  4. tizona Says:

    Dear Gentle Reader,

    Once you finish the bottle, you won’t know, nor will you care if you have a cold, bacterial infection, or any damn thing else…:)

    Signed,
    Tizzy

  5. Ash Says:

    That’s a very good point Doctor Tizzy, but I’ve got to be able to get up in the morning without being too dizzy.

    Oh, that was so fucking bad I deserve to be shot! LOL!

  6. tizona Says:

    LOL…OK off to prepare for some foods of the day, unless I chose to be poisoned…lol.

    Have this “seared, seared”, into my brain…Do NOT under cook anything. Good damn thing I purchased a fully cooked ham, (no smartass dart tossing, damn it…lol) all it takes is baking to heat it up.

    Southern Food menu today…

    Black Eyed Peas = Good Luck
    Black eyed peas are eaten on New Year’s Day in the South to bring good luck.

    Collard Greens = Money
    Eating collard greens on New Years Day is one of the foods that is meant to bring you money and good fortune in the New Year.

    See y’all, later.

  7. Ash Says:

    So there’s no cure for colds in your Southern stuff Tizona?

  8. RebeccaH Says:

    New Year’s Day celebration consisted of a pork roast cooked overnight in sauerkraut and served with potato dumplings today. Mr. H had a couple of Warsteiners last night, and I abstained, but did stay up to watch the ball drop. All of this is a sad commentary on our lifetstyle today, compared to the bone-jarring, ear-splitting, liver-pickling booze orgies we had when we were young. Or maybe it’s a sign of hope, seeing as we survived those years.

    May 2008 be an exceptionally brilliant year for us all.

  9. Ash Says:

    Or maybe it’s a sign of hope, seeing as we survived those years.

    Let me put it this way, Rebecca, this time last year I was dancing on a table, completely drunk off my ass, sans clothing, in front of Jesse and his entire family in Honolulu. I only know this, because Jesse videotaped the evidence.

    I’d much prefer the pork roast and dumplings, in hindsight.

  10. tizona Says:

    I’d much prefer the pork roast and dumplings, in hindsight.

    Ummm, with what you posted…I assume (bad to do) that the hindsight thingy, is a pun?

  11. Ash Says:

    LOL. Damn you and your pickups Tizona!

  12. tizona Says:

    LMAO, Ash…..Do hope you get to feeling better…IF NOT, get to a damn Doctor.Geezuz!

  13. Ash Says:

    Drugs are helping with the feeling better business Tizona.


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