If Politics Was A Beauty Contest…

If politics was a beauty contest, which team do you think would win?


I switched the pictures around, with our team at the top, because I didn’t want to cause accidental blindness. RebeccaH called this very real possibility to my attention.

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18 Responses to “If Politics Was A Beauty Contest…”

  1. Rebecca H Says:

    You have the teams wrongfully inverted, though. I nearly went blind before I got to Our Team.

  2. Ash Says:

    I’m sorry Rebecca. I’ve switched them around for you.

    I reckon their 16 against our 9; we’d win any kind of debate at all.

  3. SwinishCapitalist Says:

    Is there no charity in our hearts? The least we could so is send Their Team a few brown paper bags.

  4. Dminor Says:

    Leunig’s really got that baby harp seal please-don’t-club-me look down pat. Who’s the bloke next to Julia Gillard? Sweet Jesus, amongst that lot, Gillard’s the looker.

  5. thefrollickingmole Says:

    Someone douse their faces with petrol and put it out with an ice pick??

  6. Angus Dei Says:

    “Paper bags: For when turning out the lights just isn’t enough.”

  7. Ash Says:

    #6 The Margo Kingston. Wasn’t sure whether to put her a bit further up with the blokes or not.

    Ant Loewenstein really has his “I’m a miserable loser and I hate myself” look down pat. The self-loathing just oozes off him.

  8. Harry Bergeron Says:

    I was disappointed not to see Cynthia McKinney on their side.

  9. tizona Says:

    Welcome, Harry Bergeron

    You are correct…She should be.

  10. MentalFloss Says:

    To this I would only add that if it’s beauty that captures your attention; but personality which captures your heart — we still win hands down.

  11. The_Wizard_of_WOZ Says:

    Wow, whos the babe between Condi and Ann Coulter?

  12. Ash Says:

    We can’t possibly lose MentalFloss.

    Wizard, that’s Heather Locklear. When I found out she was on our team, I forgave her for her brief marriage to Tommy Lee.

  13. Angus Dei Says:

    I still remember the first time I saw Heather Locklear. It was an episode of that stupid William Shatner cop show, TJ Hooker. She was hanging upside-down in some gravity boots dressed in a leotard. I said to myself, “Oh… my… GOD!”

  14. Ash Says:

    I assume that was in a good way Angus?

  15. Rastamick61 Says:

    Ann Coulter is one hot dude

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