The Book of Genesis: Dogs and Cats

A heretofore undiscovered scroll belonging to the Book of Genesis.

It is reported that the following addition of the Book of Genesis was discovered in the Dead Sea Scrolls. If authentic, it would shed light on the question, “Where did pets come from?”

And Adam said, “Lord, when I was in the garden, you walked with me everyday. Now I do not see you anymore. I am lonesome here and it is difficult for me to remember how much you love me.”

And GOD said, “No problem! I will create a companion for you that will be with you forever and who will be a reflection of my love for you, so that you will know I love you, even when you cannot see me. Regardless of how selfish and childish and unlovable you may be, this new companion will accept you as your are, and will love you as I do, in spite of yourself.”

And GOD created a new animal to be a companion for Adam.

And it was good.

And GOD was pleased.

And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and he wagged his tail.

And Adam said, “But Lord, I have already named all the animals in the Kingdom and all the good names are taken and I cannot think of a name for this new animal.”

And GOD said, “No problem! Because I have created this new animal to be a reflection of my love for you, his name will be a reflection of my own name, and you will call him DOG.”

And DOG lived with Adam, and was a companion to him and to Eve, and loved them.

And GOD was pleased.

And DOG was content and wagged his tail.

It came to pass that Adam’s guardian angel came to the Lord and said, “Lord, Adam has become filled with pride. He struts and preens like a peacock and believes he is worthy of adoration. DOG has indeed taught him that he is loved, but no one has taught him humility.”

And GOD said, “No problem! I will create for him a companion who will be with him forever and who will see him as he is. The companion will remind him of his limitations, so he will know he is not worthy of adoration.”

And GOD created CAT to be a companion for Adam.

And CAT would not obey Adam.

And when Adam gazed into CAT’s eyes, he was reminded that he was not the supreme being.

And Adam learned humility.

And GOD was pleased.

And Adam was greatly improved.

And CAT did not care one way or the other.

Excuse me…i’m lazy and not feeling well enough to link…the proper way….

If these two links are true and get fully vetted…ONE would think that Hussein Obama is done, stick a fork in him…BUT remember this is a cult figure…he has mezmerized millions.

Again, IF true…Chicago has taught him well.

The Barack Obama-Tony Rezko scandal

Obama And FARC

One Day Sale…Three for the Price of One…Don’t Miss Out!

Mustafa Abu Yazid Urges Muslim Women Not to Prevent Their Sons and Husbands from Engaging in Jihad

On March 6, 2008, Al-Sahab posted on the Islamist website Al-Ikhlas an audio message by Sheikh Mustafa Abu Yazid, an Al-Qaeda commander in Afghanistan.

Click Here To View The Full Report on MEMRI’s Islamist Websites Monitor Project Website.

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Arab League Sec’y Moussa: Stop Israel’s UNSC Membership

Arab League Secretary Amr Moussa sent a letter to U.N. Secretary-General Ban Ki-Moon with the Arab League’s request to stop Israel from being a member in the U.N. Security Council.

The move came following a resolution by the Arab foreign ministers’ meeting on March 5 in Cairo.

Moussa noted that the Arab League had launched a campaign aimed at stopping Israel from becoming a member of major U.N. councils so as to strip it of influence in resolutions by the international community.

Source: Al-Watan, Saudi Arabia, March 7, 2008

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Pro-Syrian Lebanese Papers: Jerusalem Seminary Attack – A Heroic Operation

The Lebanese daily Al-Safir today called last night’s attack on the Jerusalem seminary “a heroic operation by all criteria” that made the Israeli security authorities feel that one of their worst nightmares had come true.

The Lebanese daily Al-Akhbar depicted the attack as “a quality operation” that proved beyond a doubt that the Palestinian resistance still held the initiative and was capable of causing pain in the heart of Israel.

Source: Al-Safir, Al-Akhbar, Lebanon, March 7, 2008

MEMRI Blog

‘No Russian thaw under Medvedev’

President Vladimir Putin has warned that relations between Russia and the West will not be any simpler under his successor Dmitry Medvedev.

“I do not think our partners will have it easier with Medvedev,” Mr Putin was quoted as saying.

“You get the impression that attempts are being made to set up an organisation that would substitute for the UN,” Mr Putin said, warning that if that happened “the potential for conflict would only increase”.

BBC

Still with the Russian paranoia, are you Vlad?

Hate to this, Vladimir (nahhh, not really) but to be perfectly honest you are the last thing on the minds of “partners”. Unless of course you mean your Persian puppets.

Vlad…I’m sure you remember a thing labled as “The Cold War”. You were part of that thing, you lost. Get over it…YOU LOST!

One wrong move by YOU or YOUR Persian ‘puppets’ and each of your nations, will resemble the area surrounding Chernobyl.

Having typed that…YOU and YOUR Persian ‘puppets’ do have one shot to ‘bring your game‘. That is, if the wrong people are by some chance elected to office, in the U.S. upcoming elections, your bellicosity will be calmed as ‘they’ will hand you the keys to the U.S.A.

In the mean time Vladimir, do NOT let your mouth, overload your ass.

For Rebecca H: John Cena Shirtless

I think the professional bodybuilder types are sort of freakishly overdeveloped, but John here is just built like the “proverbial,” as Nilk says. And Nilk also brought up Jean-Claude God Damn Van Damme, who I think has a near-perfect male physique: I wish I could look like that, but alas, my musculature just likes being rather thin, no matter how I work out…. Crud.

For Spot The Dog

Spot,

I’z giving u da Trew Byeble!

Httip 2 da Ace of Spades.

The NEXT Action Hero: John Cena?

Being a guy and all, with all the testosterone induced affection for violence that entails, I must say that I was quite favorably impressed watching John Cena’s first full length feature, The Marine just now on one of my satellite TV premium stations.

Sure, he’s a bit – OK, more than a bit – wooden as an actor, but all you need to do is watch Arnold’s early Conan flicks to understand that isn’t a problem, nor is it the point: The Guy exudes charisma, has an awesome physical presence, and I think he has great potential.

Ladies, this pic is for YOU!!!

I spend forty-five minutes to an hour on my Bowflex every day, and I don’t look anything like that…

God fucking damnit. It’s not fair, this genetic inheritance thing, I tell you. 😉

Carter, Annan to lead peace delegation to Middle East next month.

A council of world leaders launched by former President Nelson Mandela is sending a three-person team to try to help ease tensions in the Middle East, the organization known as The Elders said Friday.Former UN Secretary General Kofi Annan, former U.S. President Jimmy Carter and former Irish President Mary Robinson will visit Israel, the Palestinian territories, Egypt, Jordan, Syria, and Saudi Arabia April 13-21.“I have just completed an intense and grueling negotiation in Kenya and learned that conflict is easier than peace, but persistence makes peace possible,” said Annan, who added that in his former position he was acutely sensitive to the centrality of the Israeli-Palestinian crisis in the mind of many in the Middle East.

Haaretz.com

With a group of Israel haters, this should be as exciting and useful as a poke in the eye, with a sharp stick. Do not forget to wear your Hamas colors you devils, you.