The NEXT Action Hero: John Cena?

Being a guy and all, with all the testosterone induced affection for violence that entails, I must say that I was quite favorably impressed watching John Cena’s first full length feature, The Marine just now on one of my satellite TV premium stations.

Sure, he’s a bit – OK, more than a bit – wooden as an actor, but all you need to do is watch Arnold’s early Conan flicks to understand that isn’t a problem, nor is it the point: The Guy exudes charisma, has an awesome physical presence, and I think he has great potential.

Ladies, this pic is for YOU!!!


I spend forty-five minutes to an hour on my Bowflex every day, and I don’t look anything like that…

God fucking damnit. It’s not fair, this genetic inheritance thing, I tell you. 😉

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11 Responses to “The NEXT Action Hero: John Cena?”

  1. nilk Says:

    Thank you for that, Angus. 🙂 That’s my sort of photo.

    As for being a seriously wooden actor? Meh. Didn’t stop Van Damme now, did it? I have Kickboxer and still need to get Bloodsport.

    Let’s face it, guy is built like the proverbial, does the splits and gets his kit off in all his early movies (yup, even the crapulous Cyborg). What’s not to like?

  2. saltydog Says:

    Well, he certainly looks the part, square jaw and all. Hubba hubba.

  3. Ash Says:

    I’d like the guy to be on my side in a fight, but he’s definitely not my type.

    Points for trying though!

  4. nilk Says:

    Not a problem, Ash. More for me.


  5. Ash Says:

    It’s a deal Nilk!

  6. Rebecca H Says:

    Well, thanks, but you couldn’t find a pic with his shirt off?

  7. tizona Says:

    OH MY GOD…THe Ladies want BEEFCAKE!

    OK Chickies…Get those loose revealing tops and tight jeans or tight shorts.

    Stuff your pockets with paper money (no coins please…they are cold and can hurt if dropped the wrong way). We’re gonna’ see if Cena dance (have no fear, I’m sure he can) have him join up with a group like* the Chipendales and turn him loose.

    *Notice I said like, cause some of these dudes look…well you know. “Not that there’s anything wrong with that“. (hat tip Seinfeld)

  8. tizona Says:

    My comment did not post…Well SHIT!

    OK. Condensed version. OUR ladies want BEEFCAKE. Come on Cena get a thong, dump the clothes.

    Paper money ONLY Ladies…coins can damage goods. 🙂

  9. tizona Says:

    Yep…For damn sure..It is NOT going to be my day. Either Wordy or my interwebby machine is acting up.

  10. Rebecca H Says:

    WordPress is a bitch today, Tiz. It happens occasionally.

  11. Angus Dei Says:

    Ditto here. I thought I was unusually badly hung over this morning. Posts and comments kept appearing, disappearing, and then reappearing. WTF?!

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