The First Rule of Obama? “If it offends you, I condemn it!”

Gosh, I can just see him saying that to Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. OK…HEAR him saying that. Happy now!

“All of the statements that have been the subject of controversy are ones that I vehemently condemn.”Barack Obama

This seems to be the General Rule of Obama–if it’s going to damage him, he condemns it! And rejects and denounces. Vehemently! The Rule would seem to apply to all past and future controversial statements–his campaign could get that sentence printed up on little laminated cards and hand them out to reporters, or include them after the statements of all Obama surrogates, like those fine-print ‘void where prohibited’ waivers. “Condemned if controversial.”

more at Slate

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4 Responses to “The First Rule of Obama? “If it offends you, I condemn it!””

  1. Mr. Bingley Says:

    I guess being the Messiah and all he’s too busy to actually “vehemently condemn” (or heck even, say, mildly disagree) with these sorts of statements when he first hears them, as opposed to when the MSM picks them up and asks him about them.

  2. tizona Says:

    Mr. Bingley,

    He and “now proud” Michelle would brush off such things simply by saying, we were enrapture, by the Rev.

    You know, something similar to Patty Hearst when she was robbing banks with her machine gun in tow.

    If he loses, I wonder if “now proud” will go back to being that poor poor slave woman in shackles?

  3. thefrollickingmole Says:

    All of the statements playboy magazines that have been the subject of controversy are ones that I vehemently condemn.

    This shit is easy!

  4. Mr. Bingley Says:

    Speaking of Playboy, the son of a friend of mine is in an ad in this month’s issue. So now I can say “I only buy it for the advertisements!”

    But of course I vehemently condemn it!

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