Barack Obama: Toast

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Via “crazy uncle” Derb

Being serious for a second – I know we all have brains not muddled by post-modern deconstructionist relativism here, trolls excepted, but many do not – I’m afraid Obama hit it out of the park on this one. Sure, we can parse his speech to smithereens, but the sad fact is, most can’t… and/or won’t. It was brilliantly constructed and delivered, and so was highly effective. Simple as that.

I mean, I was a State finalist in Extemporaneous Speaking back in high school, and I think Obama would have kicked my ass in any given contest. He really is that good. Fortunately or unfortunately.