A New Zealand man has been sentenced to 75 hours’ community service for telling police he was being raped by a wombat.
In a later call to police, Cradock retracted the wombat rape complaint, but said the incident had left him with an Australian accent.
Don’t ask, Angus, don’t ask.
March 27, 2008, 8:41 am at 8:41 am
March 27, 2008, 12:59 pm at 12:59 pm
Ha! It just takes a wombat to make you actually say “Good day, mate!”
March 27, 2008, 7:57 pm at 7:57 pm
But who taught him to use vowels when he speaks? As we all know, kiwi is the world’s only vowel-less language.
March 27, 2008, 10:52 pm at 10:52 pm
*gulp* Sorry, spot.