NZ man claims ‘rape by Aussie wombat’

Via Yahoo7


A New Zealand man has been sentenced to 75 hours’ community service for telling police he was being raped by a wombat.

In a later call to police, Cradock retracted the wombat rape complaint, but said the incident had left him with an Australian accent.


Don’t ask, Angus, don’t ask.

4 Responses to “NZ man claims ‘rape by Aussie wombat’”

  1. space cadette Says:

    Ha! It just takes a wombat to make you actually say “Good day, mate!”

  2. Todd Says:

    But who taught him to use vowels when he speaks? As we all know, kiwi is the world’s only vowel-less language.

  3. bingbingloveshisblingbling Says:

    *gulp* Sorry, spot.

Well, SAY something...

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: