Will have to dig to check the veracity of this picture. It does not look “doctored”

But if true, how in the hell, can Barack Hussein Obama, lead this country?

UPDATE:

Snopes.com

TRUE!

Onion News Network

Astronauts Suffer Agonizing, High-Pitched Death After Helium Leak

The oil companies have announced the NEW International Symbol for Gasoline:

FOX News Poll: Obama’s Favorable Rating Drops

Nearly half of Democrats (48 percent) think Hillary Clinton has a better chance of beating John McCain in November — 10 percentage points higher than the 38 percent who think Barack Obama can win, according to a FOX News poll released Wednesday. This represents a significant shift from March, when Democrats said Obama was the candidate more likely to beat McCain.

Democrats continue to favor Clinton as their party’s leader, albeit narrowly: 44 percent want her to win the nomination and 41 percent want Obama. Last month Clinton was preferred by 2 percentage points.

Further, for the second month in a row Clinton does slightly better than Obama in head-to-head matchups against the Republican senator. Clinton tops McCain by just 1 point (45 percent to 44 percent), down from a 3-point advantage last month. McCain edges Obama by a narrow 3-point margin (46 percent to 43 percent), up from a 1-point lead.

The rest at Fox News

For those who do NOT want Obama in the finals…This is OK news…Just don’t sit on your asses. If nothing else..Barack Hussein Obama, is an eloquent and gifted speaker.

Sharpton and Obama: There’s No Business Like Race Business….by Roger L. Simon.

Al Sharpton criticizing Barack Obama for urging non-violence in the Sean Bell verdict protest puts into dramatic relief the major racial conflict of our time – and it is inside the African-American community, not outside. Outdated racial profiteers like Sharpton, Jesse Jackson and now the formerly obscure Reverend Jeremiah Wright are clinging for dear life to their reactionary views that have impeded progress in their own community for years.

Unfortunately for all of us, Obama — whose instincts should have been better on this matter — has found himself trapped between appeasing these race baiters (and their constituencies) and taking what is truly a progressive (note the use of the word) stand against them because of his twenty year association with Reverend Wright. The candidate’s speech on racism, so lauded in the press, actually worsened the situation by implying an equivalency between the reverend’s excrescences and his own grandmother’s fear of being mugged. That Obama could even think this way makes us wonder about his ability to lead us out of these particular woods.

And woods they are indeed. The situation is close to tragic and this election year shows a real chance of running off the rails in a way few of us would have predicted. It has a potential for pushing race relations seriously backwards in a society that was already relatively open handed. People do not like being accused of racism when it is not there. The original attraction of the Obama campaign is that it was post-racial and now it is anything but.

The rest at Pajamas Media

Saltydog…for you our dear lady.

Jules Crittenden

For The Historically Interested

The scene is England. The date is August 31, 1759 and it’s dark outside. It’s a quarter past nine in the evening, and two men are fighting.

They are both skilled fighters. Their dispute started in an ale-house, when the landlady attempted to send one of the men and another who was with him away. The second man assisted her, and he and the first man started fighting.

Out in the street, one of the men stabbed the other in the abdomen, and was then taken to the hospital. The other was arrested. The man who was stabbed died at 2pm the following day.

The case of the murder of William Kendal was heard in the Old Bailey in England on 12 September 1759, and the sentence was immediately given.

The sentence was swift, with no appeal process:

Now, for the plug:

This all comes from the Old Bailey Online, which has just released transcripts of criminal trials from back to 1674. It makes for rather fascinating reading. Those of us interested in history, particularly that of criminal matters, will enjoy this.

Three observations though:

1. 11 days to prepare a criminal trial and have a sentence handed down? Brilliant! Now it’s lucky to take less than 11 months.

2. Two and a little bit days to carry out a sentence for almost nothing (monetary wise)? Equally good, as long as guilt is established. In this case, it seems to have been pretty conclusive.

3. We’ve advanced far in medicine, because this kind of injury is often overcome these days. Of course, I say that just going off the information read in the transcript.

One last thing, if anyone likes reading about true crime and the like, I have plenty of links if you’re interested.

Powerful Black Hole Jet Explained

While we may never know what it looks like inside a black hole, astronomers recently obtained one of the closest views yet. The sighting allowed scientists to confirm theories about how these giant cosmic sinkholes spew out jets of particles travelling at nearly the speed of light.

Yahoo

Gas, Oil and the U.S. Congress…from Instapundit

But while some are taking the issue seriously, Congressional Democrats (and, as we can see from the item below, some Republicans) are not

YOUR CONGRESS HELPS MAINTAIN HIGH GAS PRICES:

On the stroll towards a republic.

“While another referendum will probably be held in the first decade of the 21^st century, the history of referenda suggests that the republican victory is far from certain. And yet by some definitions Australia has virtually been a republic for decades” – Geoffrey Blainey, A Shorter History of Australia.

The good professor’s prediction may yet be fulfilled. There’s time enough yet for the Rudd government to organise a fresh referendum on the question. And that referendum would almost certainly fail like the last.

As an event intended to bring forth new ideas about Australia’s future, Kevin Rudd’s 2020 summit was a famine in search of a drought. Our ‘best and brightest’ handed in a wish list notable only for its lack of surprises. Was anyone really startled that the gathering felt a crying need for a republic by 2010? The participants themselves could barely stir a cheer of excitement, provoking a schoolmarmish scolding from Auntie Maxine.

Perhaps their earlier trouncing was still fresh in the memory. I can’t recall now how I voted at the referendum in 1999; I suspect I opted for None Of The Above. My preferences lay with the republican option for a non-elected head of state. My problem lay with the people promoting it. Not too far beneath the rhetoric about independence and standing tall in Asia there simmered an unhealthy anti-royalist resentment. For a lot of its supporters the republic was less about setting a new course for a new millennium, and more about sending a two-fingered salute to Buck House.

In the end the pro-republicans were undone by their own vanity. They wanted their place in the history books. Future generations had to know it was they who had engineered this monumental change, and when it all turned out too hard they let the idea drop. Would a new campaign be more successful today? If the republicans insist on a sprint, they’ll most likely be humiliated anew.

The transformation is far more complex than they admit – more complex, indeed, than they apparently understand. True, as Blainey admits, Australia operates as a republic in many ways. The Governor-General is chosen by the Prime Minister of the day; the Queen’s approval of the PM’s candidate is not much more than a formality. Has Her Royal Highness ever raised an eyebrow over a name? Has she ever paused to wonder about the drinking habits of the various men in the Lodge, and whether they were entirely sober when they chose? Alas, we shall probably never know. But this is the system Australia has worked with for a century and more. With a few exceptions the vice-regal representatives have conducted themselves creditably.

Under the proposal of 1999 the vote for a new president would be conducted among members of both Houses of federal parliament, a two-thirds majority being the requirement to approve a candidate. Ironically, while Australian voters are content to allow one man essentially to choose a Governor-General, they are far more reluctant to allow the collective to decide. Politicians, they fear, would turn the presidency into a private club, voting only for each other. The highest office in the land should be kept remote from grubby politicians. The voice of the people should be heard! Let it be put to a popular vote! But there’s a doublethink scrambling the logic here. There is, after all, a name for those who campaign for public office. And that name is… oh hell, why state the obvious?

Let the MP’s bicker. Every now and then some worthwhile legislation comes out of it. (Not enough; merely some.) The president should stand above the political process. They represent the unity that emerges when debate is done.

All of this is hypothetical in any case. Well before change is implemented in Canberra the Australian states must undertake their own reforms. For those unfamiliar with the Australian federal system, a brief history lesson. Australia is not a Union in the American sense; imagine a smaller – but scarcely less bureaucratic – European Union, and you have a fairly accurate picture. Prior to Federation in 1901 the six states of Australia were loyal Colonies of the Empire. Each had its own Governor, with all the reserve powers of the British Crown, and the Governors retain those powers to this day. Are there moves afoot to abolish these Imperial connections? With the ALP holding power in every State and Territory there will never be a better chance. And yet the issue remains well below the radar.

The republican froth will dissipate again. The citizens are not yet so discontented with what they have that they seek an alternative. The time frame for transition from constitutional monarchy to republic should be ten, fifteen, or even twenty years. The republicans seem unwilling or unable to find the stamina for such a program. Their sporadic campaigns will founder so long as they covet the glory of crossing the line themselves; ego resists the necessity of passing the baton. Elizabeth’s successor, whoever that may be, has a very good chance of seeing their profile on Australian coins.

The Tizona Group: A Danger to your Mental Health

So, I woke up a few ago and was stumbling around in the kitchen in semi-torpor making coffee (My schedule has been totally bizarre since the new guitar: Play until pass-out point, eat, sleep, rinse, repeat). As I was running the water for the pot, it happened…

“Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, Mushroom, mushroom!”

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Back to the shed, sample recordings next week sometime.

In my point of view, what is below is useless.

Gates Says 2nd Carrier in Gulf is ‘Reminder’ to Iran

MEXICO CITY — Defense Secretary Robert Gates said Tuesday that sending a second U.S. aircraft carrier to the Persian Gulf could serve as a “reminder” to Iran, but he said it’s not an escalation of force.
Fox News

Probing their defenses, with cruise missiles from several directions, at specified military targets is what is neccessary. The Persian government has had all the “reminders” they need. They need lessons, now.

Would be something along the line of…Dirty Harry…”Do you feel lucky, punk”, or ‘Let’s see what ya’ got’. If Hillary knows we can (her words) “obiliterate” Persia…Let’s start now. “Humiliate” the Mullahs.

An old commercial on American TV (and I forget the brand, company or whatever…that said: “You can pay me now, or you can pay me later“. Later is always more costly.

I say we put their asses where their mouths are, now! What say you?

It’s a gas, man…

The in thing for Mens Rooms…Courtesy a friend..

Crackdown.

Good to see they’re finally getting tough on crime in the UK.

Via Number Watch.

Just in case you were wondering.

Junkfood Science relays us the results of a large, properly-conducted meta-analysis on the use of vitamin and nutritional supplements for the last 40 years and guess what – no effect. Vitamins are only useful when you have a deficiency.

I don’t have a link, but I believe research into the ‘effectiveness’ of placebo pills found that people perceived the most benefit if the placebo was a large, brightly-coloured capsule which had to be taken in multiple daily doses. Weird, since when it comes to real medication, a small white once-daily formula is generally preferred. I’ve seen fridge-tops full of supplements in  patients bitter about the amount or cost of their regular medications.

I Blame Peter M

Peter M got me in the mood to do this, but I warn you, this post will only be up for a limited time.

These are some of my favourites, and as is obvious, they vary as to when they were taken.

£14000 for this little wanker?

A very big and important and NOT LIKING TO BE SNIGGERED AT branch of the British government has just unveiled its new logo.

Finally. Honesty in politics.

Mole!

Just sent you an email that you’ll be intrigued by.

Appeasing Islam – Again

AN embarrassed Kevin Rudd has been forced to apologise to Muslim delegates at this month’s 2020 Summit because their religious dietary needs were ignored by caterers who could not tell the difference between halal and vegetarian food.

In the absence of halal food – prepared in accordance to Sharia dietary laws – the Islamic delegates were forced to eat “salad sandwiches and vegetarian pies”.

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“Vegetarian is not halal. Vegetarian is vegetarian. Halal food is totally different, shouldn’t you guys (the caterers) have done your homework?”

The claims about what is “halal” or not are out and out lies. These bastards just lurv to have ignorant kafirs grovelling at their feet on any pretext. Especially when they can fool a PM into it as well. Bet they’re wetting their pants laughing.

I’ve organised many functions and events, massive, large, medium, small and mini, and so have had to ensure that the caterers provided kosher and “halal” meals on various occasions. Vegetarian is just fine. “Halal” refers to the method of killing beef, goats etc., not the method of general food preparation.

“The management of the catering company came to us and he was almost crying in front of us about how sorry he was,” Mr Rahman said. “He was apologising throughout the whole weekend.”

The more these people are appeased, the higher and wider the definition of “halal” grows. First, it expanded to claim that “haram” and “halal” food could not be touched by the same utensils, then couldn’t be stored in the same cupboards/fridges and then again, not even be in the same kitchen (that’s why all meals served at Port Hedland hospital are “halal”). Now they’re claiming the method any food preparation must be according to their latest, ever-elastic definition of “halal”.

And those fools in Canberra just keep falling for every new, outlandish claim.

Mr Rudd’s apology to Muslim delegates follows revelations by The Australian last month that the Federal Government was considering setting up a Muslim advisory body – which would include sporting figures and academics – to help dismantle the stereotypical and overly religious image of Islam in Australia.

Also of note is the absence of cries of outrage. Didn’t someone once have this idea…?

Gotham City has Batman. Metropolis has Superman.

And Portland has Zetaman.

I caught this story at lunchtime, on one of the foreign services beamed in on News Radio. You just can’t get a report like this on PM of an evening – Canberra’s the centre of their universe, and how fucking sad is that?

Points to Zetaman for effort if nothing else. But every superhero has his dark side; here’s hoping he doesn’t succumb like Captain Sticky.

Mumblewatch Mk2

Another flash of mental flatulance from the mumble. Reported, and a formal complaint made to the ABC regaurding the moderation of their website.

Surely no-one would think Bob Mugabe is a good bloke …would they….

http://www.abc.net.au/unleashed/stories/s2229323.htm#comments

ISF Improve Security in Tarmiyah…. By Sgt. Daniel Blottenberger

CAMP VICTORY — The citizens of Tarmiyah have seen a substantial reduction in violence over the past four months, which can readily be seen throughout the vibrant market places midday as consumers packed the markets to purchase needed goods from vendors.

“Things have been very quiet in Tarmiyah over the past four months,” said Staff Sgt. Mikey Fernandez, who is attached to Troop A, 1st Battalion, 14th Infantry Regiment, 2nd Stryker Brigade Combat Team “Warrior,” 25th Infantry Division, Multi-National Division – Baghdad.

“You would not see the markets the way they are now four months ago. The people of Tarmiyah are no longer afraid to come out of their homes,” added the New York native.

Fernandez said he credits the city’s success in fighting violence to the fact that the Iraqi army, Iraqi police and Sons of Iraq in Tarmiyah are all working together to reduce criminal activity in the area.

The rest at:

Operation Iraqi Freedom

In Kuwait Elections, Blogs Emerge As Powerful Force

The Kuwaiti paper Kuwait Times reports that young bloggers have emerged as a viable political force in the upcoming five constituency party elections.

DAMN! To bad I’m NOT young.

The rest at MEMRI

Kuwaiti Paper: If Hamas Really Wanted ‘Tahdiya,’ It Would Stop Its Violent Activities

In the Kuwaiti daily Al-Siyassa, Saudi columnist Yousef Nasser Al-Suweidan attacked Hamas, calling it a terrorist movement fomenting anarchy and causing suffering to Palestinians in Gaza.

He wrote that if Hamas truly wanted a Tahdiya, or calm, it must immediately cease and desist from violent activities and firing rockets, in order to prevent an Israeli response.

Source: Al-Siyassa, Kuwait, April 28, 2008

MEMRI

Calling Jimmy Carter…Jimmy? OH Jimmy?