Absolut Texas

In An Absolut World,Texas would still be a republic, and would include half of New Mexico, the panhandle of Oklahoma, 1/3 of Colorado, and part of Wyoming.

Of course, Absolut said they were sorry. No apology necessary: The Muslims will own Sweden soon enough.

11 Responses to “Absolut Texas”

  1. Ash Says:

    Michelle Malkin had a lot to say about this topic.

    The whole Absolut campaign is revolting and filthy.

  2. Angus Dei Says:

    Ash, why the fuck when I select “full size” does the image not appear, you know, full fucking sized?!

    I wouldn’t even attempt to edit that shit now. WordPress has officially exceeded my blogging capabilities.

  3. Ash Says:

    Because WordPress is being fucking evil!

  4. Angus Dei Says:

    Do you have to select “full size” and then “save changes” before adding the image to the post? That’s the only thing I can think of, but the html code says size-full when I add it to the post.

  5. Ash Says:

    What I do Angus, is after the post is originally published, go back in to Visual mode, select the picture, and adjust the size using the little white boxes.

    I fucking hate it though.

  6. 1.618 Says:

    Where’s the X on the map? I need to find the treasure chest there!

  7. thefrollickingmole Says:

    Hey! And Australia could include most of the south Pacific, New Guinea and NZ!

    On second thoughts they can stay where they are….

    Imagine the stink if they’d shown 1/3 of the globe pink like it used to be…

    They have the usual suspects shitting kittens.

  8. nilk Says:

    Hmm. Considering Absolut or Stolly are the only vodkas I drink, looks like Stolly will fare better this year.

  9. Ash Says:

    #8 Try Zostov!


  10. J.M. Heinrichs Says:

    What is being overlooked here is that the map revision failed to include the border along the Columbia River.


  11. Angus Dei Says:

    Shit, J.M. did you notice all of those Central American countries? None of those existed like that. Panama was part of Columbia until Teddy Roosevelt created it for the Panama Canal.

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