Day in pictures…Courtesy, J.M.

BBC

WHY ITALIANS CAN’T BE PARAMEDICS

Vinny and Sal are out in the woods hunting when suddenly
Sal grabs his chest and falls to the ground.
He doesn’t seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his
head.

Vinny whips out his cell phone and calls 911.
He gasps to the operator, I think Sal is dead!
What should I do?”

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, “Just take it easy and follow my instructions.
First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”

There is a silence… and then a shot is heard.

Vinny’s voice comes back on the line,

“Okay… now what?”

Miss Hooker 2008 Beauty Pageant

NSFW, but hey..What is?

Boing Boing TV

Stolen from Oh My….Instapundit

Getting a tad bawdy in Knoxville, Glenn? I just may have to stay in Gatlinburg…LOL.

Soup to Nuts. You will recognize one of the nuts…He’s ours. His initials are Jimmy Carter.

Reuters Top News Videos

From Tom Burnett Sr: A petition to stop the Flight 93 Memorial

Architect Paul Murdoch says that the crescent shape comes from the hijacked airplane breaking the circle where it crosses the upper crescent tip. The flight path then continues down to between the crescent tips where Flight 93 crashed. (That’s right: the crash site is the star on the crescent and star flag.)

Along the flight path are to be placed 44 translucent blocks, equaling the number of passengers, crew, AND terrorists:

Robert Spencer/Dhimmi Watch

NAACP Invites Rev. Jeremiah Wright to Speak. This. Should. Be. An. Ass. Kicker. I can’t wait.

Maybe NAACP Chairman Julian Bond can give a nice Bush-bash for dessert?

Love It…PLEASE Televise it, live…MEDIA!

Gateway Pundit

via

Instapundit

Getting Really Interesting, from 4/9/08:

In Levittown, Penn., today, Sen. Barack Obama, D-Illinois, was asked about his church’s magazine giving an award to Rev. Louis Farrakhan..

ABC News’ Sunlen Miller has more about the town hall questioning HERE.

“This was done by a magazine that was connected to the church,” Obama explained. “I would have never done it. It was primary focused on the rehabilitation work that they do for ex-offenders in Chicago. That doesn’t excuse it, that just explains it.”

Obama reminded the crowd that he’d denounced his church’s praise of Farrakhan, saying, “I’ve been very clear about saying that was wrong. And nobody has spoken out more fiercely on the issue of anti- Semitism than I have.”

Really? No one?

Elie Wiesel? Simon Wiesenthal? Alan Dershowitz?

No one?

Wow

ABC News Blog

Again via… Instapundit

BTW….I really LOVE the changes, WordPress has made….Yep, sure as hell do. Nuclear Physics, GOOD! Simple Blogging, BAD!

JD. You missed this one.

Statistics on the Race of Persons Convicted of Federal Crimes in 2007

In 2007, about 72,000 persons were convicted of federal crimes. Here’s the breakdown of the defendants by race in the 95% or so of those cases in which the defendant’s race was recorded:

White — 28.8%
Black — 24.4%
Hispanic — 43%
Other — 4.1%

The rest at The Volokh Conspriracy/Orin Kerr

From….J.M.

Senators Clinton and Obama climb into a boat.
The boat glides out onto the lake.
A storm blows up and swamps the boat.
The boat sinks.

Who was saved?

America.

I Drawed A Bear

I drew a bear. Not a very good bear, but a bear nonetheless.

I demand that Kevin Rudd and Peter Garrett send me my arts grant immediately!

Disclaimer: The bear’s bald spot is not the result of animal abuse or stress. The bear is well taken care of, as evidenced by it’s pudgy little stomach.

Case Not Pursued

The Commissioners have now released their final ruling and have decided not to hear the case. Of course, being apparatchiks of the pseudo-“human rights” establishment, they couldn’t leave it at that. So they added the following:

While freedom of expression must be recognized as a cornerstone of a functioning democracy, the Commission strongly condemns the Islamophobic portrayal of Muslims, Arabs, South Asians and indeed any racialized community in the media, such as the Maclean’s article and others like them, as being inconsistent with the values enshrined in our human rights codes. Media has a responsibility to engage in fair and unbiased journalism.

So in effect the Ontario “Human Rights” Commission, the world leaders in labiaplasty jurisprudence, have decided that, even though they don’t have the guts to hear the case, they might as well find us guilty. Ingenious! After all, if the federal Human Rights Commission hadn’t been so foolish enough to drag Marc Lemire to trial, their bizarre habits of posting their own hate messages using telecommunications fraud and identity theft would never have come to light. If they’d simply skipped the trial and declared Mr Lemire guilty anyway, they wouldn’t be in the mess they’re in.

Click to read the whole thing by Mark Steyn.

I’ve Found A Secret!

Pssst, guys?

I’ve found the Super Sekret Source for the dribble written here.

Click at your own peril…

If I disappear during the night, El Cid can have my jar of vegemite.