I drew a bear. Not a very good bear, but a bear nonetheless.
I demand that Kevin Rudd and Peter Garrett send me my arts grant immediately!
Disclaimer: The bear’s bald spot is not the result of animal abuse or stress. The bear is well taken care of, as evidenced by it’s pudgy little stomach.
April 10, 2008, 10:01 am at 10:01 am
Very good, Princess of Ashland.
I suppose the cute little Bear’s left hand, is bald because that is the hand, he uses to scratch the bald spot, on his head, eh? 🙂
April 10, 2008, 10:34 am at 10:34 am
You must have been really hungry when you were a kid Ash, 😉
April 10, 2008, 11:49 am at 11:49 am
Hmmm…m’yes…an interesting illustration of man’s inhumanity to bear, with post-modernist overtones suggesting a reversal of the brute/civilized man imperative, and cunningly positing the moral danger of global warming through the provocation of the viewer’s subconscious and guilty knowledge of his contribution to the general phenomenon of anthropogenic warming by means of the mental touchstone of the plight of polar bears, subtly disguised in the mode of “Everybear”.
(Feel free to use that as a reference in your application for a grant, Ash).
April 10, 2008, 11:59 am at 11:59 am
Although you might first want to correct my misspelling of anthropogenic.
April 10, 2008, 12:22 pm at 12:22 pm
Thanks Cid. I like my bear. That particular bear I’ve owned since I was about three.
Tim, nope! I used to chew on something much more unusual than an innocent bear.
I’ve stapled your bear interpretation to my application. I’m a shoe-in for at least $100k, surely!
April 10, 2008, 12:27 pm at 12:27 pm
Well, I want to know why you have a bear with a pudgy little stomach when so many are starving around the world.
What’s this, women, children and minorites are hardest hit is perfectly acceptable as long as you leave my cute little bear alone?
I’m sensing UN investigation hear.
Arts grant indeed!
April 10, 2008, 12:29 pm at 12:29 pm
The market is rallying and I’m not in. That’s my excuse and I’m sticking to it.
April 10, 2008, 8:44 pm at 8:44 pm
Yeah yeah, thats what they all say….
NSFW, or those with innocent dispositions….
April 10, 2008, 8:59 pm at 8:59 pm
LMFAO, Sir Mole.
April 10, 2008, 9:02 pm at 9:02 pm
April 11, 2008, 5:17 am at 5:17 am
I read ‘bare’; my expectations were dashed.
April 12, 2008, 2:51 am at 2:51 am
(Only minimal training here, but …) 3D-effects lokk quite good for a shaded figure … beats that Oz blogger who seems to obsess with drawing her naked arse, hehe …