Vinny and Sal are out in the woods hunting when suddenly
Sal grabs his chest and falls to the ground.
He doesn’t seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his

Vinny whips out his cell phone and calls 911.
He gasps to the operator, I think Sal is dead!
What should I do?”

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, “Just take it easy and follow my instructions.
First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”

There is a silence… and then a shot is heard.

Vinny’s voice comes back on the line,

“Okay… now what?”


  1. Angus Dei Says:

    In Texas, we have Aggie jokes (The Texas A&M Aggies). Substitute Aggie for Polock and you have the idea.

    Two Aggies, Bubba and Jerry Lee, went deer hunting. Sure enough, Bubba mistook Jerry Lee for a deer and shot him. Bubba got Jerry Lee to the hospital as quickly as he could, and began to pace back and forth in the waiting room. In a couple of minutes, the doctor came out with a long look on his face. Bubba asked, “How’s Jerry Lee, Doc?” “Well, Bubba, he might haver had a chance… if you hadn’t field dressed him.”

  2. tizona Says:


    Sir Paco, from you a…Haw, Haw…is an honor.

  3. Ash Says:

    Italians would make really good paramedics!

    Walking into the hospital the ER doctor walks up and says “What happened?” to the paramedic. “I didn’t see nothin’.”

    It’d work!

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