WHY ITALIANS CAN’T BE PARAMEDICS


Vinny and Sal are out in the woods hunting when suddenly
Sal grabs his chest and falls to the ground.
He doesn’t seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his
head.

Vinny whips out his cell phone and calls 911.
He gasps to the operator, I think Sal is dead!
What should I do?”

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, “Just take it easy and follow my instructions.
First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”

There is a silence… and then a shot is heard.

Vinny’s voice comes back on the line,

“Okay… now what?”

5 Responses to “WHY ITALIANS CAN’T BE PARAMEDICS”

  1. Angus Dei Says:

    In Texas, we have Aggie jokes (The Texas A&M Aggies). Substitute Aggie for Polock and you have the idea.

    Two Aggies, Bubba and Jerry Lee, went deer hunting. Sure enough, Bubba mistook Jerry Lee for a deer and shot him. Bubba got Jerry Lee to the hospital as quickly as he could, and began to pace back and forth in the waiting room. In a couple of minutes, the doctor came out with a long look on his face. Bubba asked, “How’s Jerry Lee, Doc?” “Well, Bubba, he might haver had a chance… if you hadn’t field dressed him.”

  2. tizona Says:

    LOL…Angus

    Sir Paco, from you a…Haw, Haw…is an honor.

  3. Ash Says:

    Italians would make really good paramedics!

    Walking into the hospital the ER doctor walks up and says “What happened?” to the paramedic. “I didn’t see nothin’.”

    It’d work!


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