Vinny and Sal are out in the woods hunting when suddenly
Sal grabs his chest and falls to the ground.
He doesn’t seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his
Vinny whips out his cell phone and calls 911.
He gasps to the operator, I think Sal is dead!
What should I do?”
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, “Just take it easy and follow my instructions.
First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”
There is a silence… and then a shot is heard.
Vinny’s voice comes back on the line,
“Okay… now what?”