Man dressed as a woman accused of crashing into shop

COMMERCE TOWNSHIP, Mich. (AP) – Police say a man dressed as a woman repeatedly crashed his car into a suburban Detroit lingerie store that had refused to hire him earlier this year.

Oakland County Undersheriff Michael McCabe said Jeremy McIntosh, 27, was arrested Saturday night outside the Intimate Ideas store in Commerce Township, 25 miles northwest of Detroit. Damage to the store was estimated at $3,000.

McCabe said McIntosh was wearing “facial makeup, lipstick, blue Capri pants, red ‘flip-flops,’ a flowery blouse and a matching flowery women’s bra.” McIntosh told deputies he is homeless and wanted to go to jail because he had nowhere else to go.

McIntosh remained jailed after his Monday arraignment on charges including malicious destruction of property



8 Responses to “Man dressed as a woman accused of crashing into shop”

  1. thefrollickingmole Says:

    “..McIntosh told deputies he is homeless and wanted to go to jail because he had nowhere else to go..”

    Yeah riiiight…
    Hes going to be happily playing butt bingo in cell block H for the next 6 months.

  2. Angus Dei Says:

    Hahaha! Mole said, “butt bingo.”

  3. bingbingloveshisblingbling Says:

    Runty little pervert. What? The internet doesn’t have enough porn for him?

    #1 Yep.

  4. Ash Says:

    It’s a sad state of affairs when the Internet doesn’t have enough porn. I mean, has that crisis ever happened?

  5. thefrollickingmole Says:

    I’ve….ahem…heard it can be pretty hard….when you’re on dial up.

    Accessing the porn I mean
    Never mind, carry on as you were.

  6. bingbingloveshisblingbling Says:


    This is why Kevni’s great. High-speed broadband for all Australians. D’oh. We’re the dummies. No wonder why he got voted in.

    PS Sorry I haven’t been anywhere for a while; here. Blair’s, Bolt’s; been crook as a dog but basically OK now. Nothing serious. Just allergies, sinuses and that Goddamn yellow dust from China. Knocks the whole damn country round every year.

  7. Ash Says:

    It’s good to see you around Bingbing. Was curious what happened.


    And what do you mean “dust from China”?! We all know China doesn’t pollute. Otherwise they’d sign Kyoto, ‘coz they’re so Earthy-loving like we are.


  8. bingbingloveshisblingbling Says:

    #7 The yellow dust is blown off the top of the Gobi desert, which has expanded of late due to more trees being cut down to build up industry. These ultra-fine particles nowadays get mixed with all the heavy metals in the air due to China’s clean, green eco-factories and are blown east ending up as far away as north America.

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