Proof Positive that Lawyers are Amoral Shit, Spat out of Hell

I dare you – I fucking dare you – to read this, and come to any conclusion other than that Shakespeare was right when he said, through his surrogate character, “Dick the Butcher” in Henry VI part 2, “The first thing we do, let’s kill all the lawyers.” No utopia is possible so long as a single lawyer sucks air.

“This is a story about an innocent man who has been in prison for 26 years while two attorneys who knew he was innocent stayed silent. They did so because they felt they had no choice.”

Think about that! These two shysters knew an innocent man was rotting his life away in fucking prison and they stayed silent about it.

“Now new evidence reveals that Logan did not commit that murder. But as correspondent Bob Simon reports, the evidence was not new to those two attorneys, who knew it all along but say they couldn’t speak out until now.”

Couldn’t speak out? NO!!! WOULDN’T speak out: They willed not to speak, they were not prevented from doing so. Sub-human bastards.

“Attorneys Dale Coventry and Jamie Kunz knew Logan had good reason to think that, because they knew he was innocent. And they knew that because their client, Andrew Wilson, who they were defending for killing two policemen, confessed to them that he had also killed the security guard at McDonald’s – the crime Logan was charged with committing.”

Is that clear enough? These two scum-sucking, maggot-out-of-hell shysters knew this man didn’t commit the crime, and they also knew exactly who did. So what did they do? They let the poor guy spend half of his life in prison. How, ex-fucking-zactly is that not pure, unmitigated evil? It is, in thought, word, and deed, evil, which is my point: Lawyers are intrinsically evil slime who ought to be treated as the second-class scum that they, in fact, are. If it was up to me, they would all have a scarlet “L” tattooed on their foreheads so they could be instantly recognized for the losers that they are.

Get ready – brace for it – here it comes: A shyster thoroughly indoctrinated and brainwashed by the relativistic shit-sea that is wrongly-so-called a “law school” explains:

“Well, the vast majority of the public apparently believes that, but if you check with attorneys or ethics committees or you know anybody who knows the rules of conduct for attorneys, it’s very, very clear-it’s not morally clear-but we’re in a position to where we have to maintain client confidentiality, just as a priest would or a doctor would. It’s just a requirement of the law. The system wouldn’t work without it,” Coventry explained.”

Get the kicker there: ” – it’s not morally clear – “?

What. the. fucking. FUCK?!?!?! I guess I’m just a simple musical genius, but that situation is perfectly morally clear to me: You tell the judge, you lose your job, and you go on to do something that doesn’t involve ripping people off and fucking them in the ass! The innocent man goes free, and you end up happier all around in the long run, and you might not end up in hell with every other shyster who ever wasted a lifetime turning perfectly good oxygen into carbon dioxide, perfectly good water into piss, and perfectly good food into shit.

That’s right, these stinking yeast-infected gashes weren’t risking jail or anything, they would have just lost their miserable, dishonorable jobs. So, to save their positions in the least honorable profession mankind has ever developed or even conceived of… they let an innocent man rot in prison. Any crack whore would have made a more honorable choice.

And, we let these evil piles of relativistic excrement make the law and judge the law: How is that not insane? Shysters should be limited to the adversarial part of the process, where their evil is actually necessary. No lawyer is qualified to be a judge or legislator due to their inherant evil, never mind the conflicts of interest.

If you took as a strategy the, “kill them all and let God sort them out” tactic with lawyers, God would have exactly no work to do. Lawyers are the very lowest of all human forms of life. At least pathological criminals have a pathology to explain their behavior; lawyers are just plain evil.

I hope the Lord has long, slow, lingering, miserable deaths in store for these two abject fucks.


19 Responses to “Proof Positive that Lawyers are Amoral Shit, Spat out of Hell”

  1. thefrollickingmole Says:

    In theis case I hope the law does get involved 1 more time. To allow the innocent bloke to sue the ass of those scum.
    In my training as a JP (justice of the peace) one of the bits mentioned was that lawyers are supposed to facilitate justice. Even a defence attourney cant tell an outright lie. He can repeat a lie told by his client, attempt to make it seem reasonable, but they cant make up shit just to get them off.

    Quaint and old fashioned I know.

  2. Angus Dei Says:

    I once heard a lawyer say, “Justice and law are not the same thing.” I had to remove myself from the room. It was either that, or force-feed the guy a knuckle sandwich. My best friend is a lawyer, and she knows exactly how I feel about lawyers… so I don’t go to any parties with her friends. LOL! She is, however, in probate law, and tries to make sure any living heirs get property versus the state. That is a good lawyer, IMO.

    it’s the Senator Charles Schumer Shyster and John “Ambulance Chaser” Edwards types I really and truly detest.

  3. thefrollickingmole Says:

    No they arent, however paticularly in criminal proceedings, the entire system Judge, prosecuter, defence are all supposed to be testing the truth of various claims. For those shitbags to have known an innocent man was in gaol for that long

    This would be to good for them.

  4. Ash Says:

    How could that pair of lawyers fucking live with themselves?

  5. Angus Dei Says:

    My wonderings exactly, Ash. How did they sleep at night? What kind of dreams did they have? I would have gone insane with guilt if I even attempted to keep that secret, which I wouldn’t have done, needless to say.

  6. Ash Says:

    Angus, I’d rather lose my job and have my self respect than the other way around.

  7. Rebecca H Says:

    Incredible. So they were more concerned with protecting their client, a lying, scum-sucking murderer, than with keeping an innocent man from spending his life in prison? I couldn’t live with myself.

  8. George W Says:

    What should you do if trapped in a room with an escaped serial killer, a rabid pit bull and a lawer and your pistol only has two bullets?


  9. Angus Dei Says:

    Q: What do you call a lawyer with a 75 IQ?

    A: “Your Honor.”


    Q: Why do lawyers wear neckties?

    A: So the foreskin doesn’t slide up.


    Q: How many lawyers does it take to shingle a roof?

    A: Only one… if you slice him thin enough.


    There was a rogue interstate trucker. He was a serial killer of lawyers. His MO was to stop to help motorists in distress, and then kill any lawyers he identified. Well, one day he stopped to help a stranded motorist, and it turned out to be a preacher, not a lawyer, so he gave him a lift. As they were driving along, the trucker spotted a stranded vehicle with a “Harvard Law” window decal. The stranded lawyer was standing next to the interstate trying to flag down some help, and the trucker instinctively swerved to intentionally run him over before remembering he had a preacher on board. He swerved back into the travel lane and said, “I’m sorry pastor, I almost ran over that lawyer back there.” “Not to worry, my son” the preacher replied, “I got him with the door.”

  10. John Madison Says:

    You guys are total retards. Get a life.

    • jennifer hanna Says:

      Dude, you really need to exit stge left….you aren’t providing here….are you using dads computer again?
      Go read a book, when you are up to the level of your peers,
      come back. Dont leave mad…just leave. Your an idiot.

  11. spot_the_dog Says:

    Dear John “Get a life” Madison,

    “Get a life” first appeared in the early 80s, one of the many buzz quips to spring from the stable of Valley Girl speak. It was originally sort of funny, a neat teenage response to “get a job” or “get a haircut”, or any such order from authority. It is no less ironic for being predictable that “get a life” has become the exclusive possession of those who simply don’t agree with what another is saying.

    Over a decade and a half later, it’s hard to even meditate upon the creative vacuum one’s mind would have to be in order for “get a life” to seem an acceptable, let alone clever, thing to say. Presumably, there are those who feel the phrase still has a veneer of “hip” about it, more “cutting edge” than your standard “get lost” or any of its more forceful, well-used derivations.

    But such people must be so deep in the middle of mediocre as for the “cutting edge” to be light years out of reach. They’re the folk who declare “go figure”, “whatever” and “so sue me” as if they’ve just authored the Gettysburg Address.
    –Jack Marx, 2006

  12. bingbing Says:

    You forgot to say ‘like’, John.

  13. Angus Dei Says:

    Did you click on John’s link?

    Advertising. Another wonderful thing to totally waste a life on.

    How ironic is that? An advertiser telling someone to get a life?

    Oh wait, I know: An advertiser calling someone a retard.

  14. Ash Says:

    If that’s the lamest insult I get today, I think I might cry.

    C’mon people, you can do way better!

  15. not tellin' but might be Spot Says:

    C’mon people, you can do way better!

    Um, “You’re a poopy-head! So there!”


  16. Ash Says:

    That’s definitely an improvement, not tellin’.

    I think we can still plumb the depths of “lamest insult ever” though.

  17. steve henk Says:

    Never ever have any trust or respect for a lawyer. These people are the ones regulated by the BAR, Lawyers regulating lawyers. They have passed laws so they are in power and it can’t be changed. It is sickening how the systematically destroy everything for their financial gain. Lawyers are the biggest menace in the country and eventually everyone will send %98 of their income to them. Anyone who thinks positive of a lawyer has not enough sense to think for themself

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