Well, the horseshit is piling up faster than even I could have hoped vis-a-vis my previous post on this topic.
Those filthy little Sand People at the Jawa Report have dug up a doozie:
“A Colorado woman named Rozita Swinton has been arrested for pretending to be an abused child bride on the Texas FLDS compound.”
OK, so, Texas opens this can of worms, only to find out Alfred Hitchcock has sent The Birds to deal with the problem.
This whole case is based upon a lie, exactly as I suspected.
The original story is at ABC News.
“Texas Rangers participated in the arrest of a Colorado woman who allegedly pretended to be a girl locked in a basement. The Rangers were in the state as part of their investigation into the Texas polygamy custody battle, local police told ABC News.”
A pic of the perp.
I would let those with brains come to their own conclusions… but there’s more! Back to the Jawas.
“UPDATE: Rozita Swinton, the woman arrested today for falsely tipping off the police that she was an abused child bride at the FLDS polygamy cult in Texas is a PLEDGED BARACK OBAMA STATE DELEGATE!!
It was her initial false report that started the investigation which has led to the removal of 400 children from their parents’ custody.”
Is this an Obamanation, or what? I mean, I knew it was going to get interesting, but this story has started out with more out-of-sequence plot twists than Pulp Fiction has in its 168 minute extended version!
Holy. Living. Fuck.
I’m buying extra popcorn this week.