New ‘Get The Fuck Outta The Road’ Program Aims To Increase Pedestrian Safety

The program is designed as “an easy-to-understand informational tool that will hopefully get future geniuses to pay the fuck attention,” reports say.

The program began in selected cities this month with the distribution of pamphlets at each city’s most dangerous intersections. It will also expand into national radio spots, televised PSAs, and, most importantly, word-of-mouth. Included in the pamphlets are tips on how every responsible pedestrian can learn to “Get The Fuck Outta The Road,” including “Move your ass!” and “Look where you’re fucking going for once!” as well as an instructive diagram for removing one’s head from one’s ass prior to stepping into the crosswalk.

Read it all at The Onion

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Religious Gents take liquid refreshment.


And on the subject of liquids…

Yes, Julie, it IS just a movie.

Julie Rigg of MovieTime reviews Iron Man.

You can read the transcript, but that won’t give you the full flavour of this item. Listen instead as Jools wanders off down the rabbithole of pretentious discourse.

I saw the movie Thursday, by the way. It’s sharp, it’s full of whizz-bang tech, and it’s more intelligent than most of the comics-derived flicks I’ve seen.

The Year Ahead

Ever since the birth of the United States of America, there has been political discord between the major parties, each believing that they knew the best way to lead the nation and prepare it for the challenges of the future. The values of the two major parties have always differed, and always will.

The Republican party was originally founded by “anti-slavery activists and individuals who believed that government should grant western lands to settlers free of charge”, and gradually built up a profile as a party known for promoting diversity and equality. The Republican Party worked to free the workers from slavery, guaranteed the workers equal rights under the law, and gave African-Americans and women the right to vote. The basic values of the Republican Party have shifted over time to encompass the belief that: “Individuals, not government, can make the best decisions; all people are entitled to equal rights; and decisions are best made close to home.

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Angry Immigrant Vagina

First, Tim Blair found screaming ovaries, and now Michelle Malkin finds an angry vagina.

angry vagina

Might her vagina be angry due to an empty feeling?

My recommendation is, “Get stuffed.”

Silly internet things I never tire of.

This is one.

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