Fun in Tucson

Here’s what I was doing last Saturday.

The new guitar is great, but I’m not 100% comfortable with it yet. Not as comfortable as with my other guitar, that is.

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Ed Zachary Disease

A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist.

Her doctor recommended that she see the well known Chinese sex therapist Dr. Chang.

So she went to see him. Upon entering the examination room Dr. Chang said ‘OK take off all your crose. ‘ The woman did as she was told. ‘Now get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room.’

Again the woman did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang then said ‘OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me.’ So she did.

Dr.Chang shook his head slowly and said ‘Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary diease.
Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates.’ Worried the woman asked anxiously ‘Oh my God Dr.Chang what is Ed Zachary Disease ?’

Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied ‘Ed Zachary Disease is when you face rook Ed Zachary rike you ass.’

The Chinese, simply…inscrewtable.

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Courtesy, J.M….for Habib

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Why do we need local government?

Because nobody else will tackle the hard issues that confront us – bikini car washes, for example.

And it’s good to know that the people advising our local councils are well-equipped for the job. It’s a fact of life: some knotty municipal problems won’t yield to anything except pranic healing.

Diet Book Author Advocates New ‘No Food Diet’

The Onion

These people are nucking futs, damn good but nucking futs…LOL.


May 16, 2008

The Honorable Robert Gates
Secretary of Defense
1000 Defense Pentagon
Washington, DC 20301

Dear Secretary Gates:

Yesterday, while voting on the war supplemental spending bill in the House of Representatives, I couldn’t help but notice a contingent of approximately 20 flag rank Army officers sitting in the House Gallery watching the debate and vote for a couple of hours. I was looking from below so I thought they were Army, but there could have been other branches present.

It’s possible they were on leave time or vacation. If so, I obviously have no concern. However, if they were doing this on military time, I want an explanation of why they were there.

At a time when our nation is at war, our troops are over-extended, and the Administration is literally asking for emergency military spending, what good to the “war on terror” is having US Generals and other top ranked officers – who were likely accompanied by staff and escorted by their chauffeurs – spending hours sitting in the gallery of the House of Representatives?

Please provide for me the name, rank, branch, and duties of each of these officers, as well as the number of additional staff and drivers that were used to facilitate their attendance yesterday. I would like this information by Monday, May 19th.

If they were here on official duty, this was an abhorrent misallocation of our military resources at a time of war.


Pete Stark

CC: The Honorable Ike Skelton, Chairman, Committee on Armed Services
CC: The Honorable Jack Murtha, Chairman, Committee on Appropriations, Subcommittee on Defense

This is Democrat Doofus, Pete Stark

Our nation is filled to the brim with asshats and traitors..

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Keith Olbemann, is the worlds biggest asshole. Keith sweetcheeks, I’d kick your ass up and down every fucking floor at the peaCOCK network

Breitbart TV

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This falls under the “what bullshit” category…Gas Station Employee Fired for Fighting Off Robber

An act of bravery to defend a co-worker has cost a Minnesota gas-station attendant his job.

Mark Beverly, an overnight shift supervisor at a SuperAmerica in Roseville, Minn., was fired in March after he jumped on a masked robber who he believed was attacking a fellow employee.

SuperAmerica said he violated company policy when he came to his colleague’s aid in the early morning of March 26. So instead of accolades, Beverly got the boot.

SuperAmerica…LOL. YouAssholes is a better name for your company.

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Sen. Ted Kennedy Has Malignant Brain Tumor, Doctors Say

Fox News

Ummm, doesn’t one need a brain, first? Big boy upstairs saved the hard tortuous road just for you, Teddy-kins.

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Appeals Court: Paper Money Discriminates Against Blind

Fox News

I can see where it would, but how long has paper money been around? They just found out, now?

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Why I Lerv Alex.

I’m a big fan of Alexander Downer. The one-time failed head of the Liberal Party went on to an illustrious career as our Foreign Minister under John Howard.

Sure, he has been ridiculed for wearing fishnets, and not being too successful a Party leader, but looking at what we have at the moment doesn’t exactly inspire confidence.


As FM for all those years, and as a staunch supporter of America and Israel in the UN and on the world stage in general, he is to be admired, and is now honoured* by the American Jewish Committee.

He’s been my first preference after JWH for years, with Tony Abbott second runner-up. I loved Costello as my MP when I lived in his electorate, and he was a great Treasurer, but he was a bit to gimme on the subject of Prime Ministership.

I just wish that more people could see the potential for a great statesman we have in Mr Downer.

Besides, anecdotally, he reads Mark Steyn. What more do we want in our leader?

*note for our American friends: that’s the correct way to spell it. With the “u”.

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