“…he was standard issue Hollwood fairy floss. Looked a lot like a koala too.” – Infidel Tiger, referring to Heath Ledger.
“…but where he died, I shall live. In his apartment.” – The Simpsons
“…we found this gun in a bag inside your holiday home. I’m sure you’re lying to us.”
“I’m certainly not!”
“Like hell. You’re a lawyer, aren’t you?!” – Old, old, old episode of NYPD Blue.
“Swimming with Great White Sharks is dangerous and should only be attempted by trained professionals. We advise you not to try this at home.” – Shockingly bad documentary on Great White Sharks.
“This shark’s eyes are so powerful that the shark is even able to hunt in the water.” – Shockingly bad documentary on the 10 Most Deadly Sharks. I’m glad I have scientists to tell me this stuff.
“Perhaps the Rudd Government hasn’t been the most successful in Australian history, but what they lack in talent, they make up in showmanship.” – Newspaper editorial. Oh. My. God. Are. They. Serious?!