Instantly Memorable Quotes

“…he was standard issue Hollwood fairy floss. Looked a lot like a koala too.”Infidel Tiger, referring to Heath Ledger.

“…but where he died, I shall live. In his apartment.” – The Simpsons

“…we found this gun in a bag inside your holiday home. I’m sure you’re lying to us.”
“I’m certainly not!”
“Like hell. You’re a lawyer, aren’t you?!”
– Old, old, old episode of NYPD Blue.

“Swimming with Great White Sharks is dangerous and should only be attempted by trained professionals. We advise you not to try this at home.” – Shockingly bad documentary on Great White Sharks.

“This shark’s eyes are so powerful that the shark is even able to hunt in the water.” – Shockingly bad documentary on the 10 Most Deadly Sharks. I’m glad I have scientists to tell me this stuff.

“Perhaps the Rudd Government hasn’t been the most successful in Australian history, but what they lack in talent, they make up in showmanship.” – Newspaper editorial. Oh. My. God. Are. They. Serious?!

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4 Responses to “Instantly Memorable Quotes”

  1. dontpushthatbutton Says:

    An emphasis on showmanship. eh? sounds like their taking their ques from American government!

  2. bingbing Says:

    Infidel has some classics.

    My two favorities are “… you stupid bint,” and one he served up the other day at Bolt’s (if I may be permitted a repeat posting).

    From memory…

    To Van Patten:

    You’re like the diner who finds a band-aid in their food yet keeps returning to the same restaurant. It’s obvious you don’t like the fare here yet like a fart in a spacesuit, you linger around making us all sick.


    Another favorite: “I did not have sexual relations with that woman.”

  3. bingbing Says:

    Oh, and another one, from memory…

    “It depends on what the meaning of ‘is’ is.”

  4. yojimbo Says:

    Ah! Infidel Tiger. God how I miss those great days in Blairistan!

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