Let’s Keep those Neon Signs Maintained, People

Funky Neon

Funky Neon

“Anus Dei” wouldn’t have quite the right ring to it.

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NOAH… courtesy, a friend

In the year 2008, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in the United States , and said, “Once again, the earth has become wicked and over-populated, and I see the end of all flesh before me. Build another Ark and save 2 of every living thing along with a few good humans!”

He gave Noah the blueprints, saying, “You have 6 months to build the Ark before I will start the unending rain for 40 days and 40 nights!”

Six months later, the Lord looked down and saw Noah weeping in his yard – but no Ark.

“Noah!”, He roared. “I’m about to start the rain! Where is the Ark?”

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Just for the record


Oh. Remember that 28kg of Semtex stolen in France the other day?

This Time It’s Not The Presbyterians.

Via GoV comes news from Denmark:


A nameless resistance group has taken responsibility for the action. There were banners hung up along the motorway in Denmark saying “stop Islamic racism” and “stop Islamic racism, long live Greenland.” Mohammed has also been hanged on lamposts around the country with signs hung around his neck with inscriptions like “pedophile highwayman.”

The editors received these images with the wording:

“Here are the first pictures from our action on Zealand. We send the other images from Funen and Jutland and the rest of Zealand in the next few days. Our action will continue until the Islamic Religious Affairs controls the racists in Gellerup, allows Greenlanders to come back, treats them properly and gives each of them a personal apology. We will continue to hang muhammed until this happens. “

Since I’m a bit of a wuss, I won’t show the pictures, but if you check out SIOE’s blog, there’s enough material to set those so inclined to burning down a few more embassies, Israeli flags and GWB effigies.

The TMI Files. Punching On.

Magilla was watching Cinderella yesterday while I was printing off some research, and she said how she hated the evil stepmother and wanted to smack her in the face, punch her in the head.

I did a double take and said, what was that? Where on earth did that come from?

She said, I don’t know.

Me: Yes you do, now where did you get an idea like that from? Who’s been talking like that to you, kids at school?

Magilla: I don’t know. I just thought of it.

Me: No you didn’t.

Magilla: I’m not lying, it came from my brain.

Me: I know it didn’t come from your brain, so tell me the truth. I won’t be angry, I just want to know.

Magilla: Nobody, Mummy, I just thought of it myself.

Me: Is that so. Well, anyway, I’m not angry – I know how you feel, sometimes you do want to smack people in the face, or punch them. But you should never do that because it hurts.

Magilla: How much?

Me: I’ve been hit in the face and I can tell you, it hurts a lot. I’ve also been headbutted, and that hurts even more.

Magilla:*cue eyes popping out of head* Wow!

Me: Yes, and I got a huge black eye from it. So you don’t ever hit anyone in the head.

Magilla: You smack me on the bum.

Me: Yes I do.

This led to a discussion on what to do with bullying at school:

Me: Now, what do you do if someone gives you a hard time at school?

Magilla: Tell the teacher.

Me: Okay, but before then, you should walk away. I do understand, though that these days if you do walk away, the kids can follow you, and keep teasing you and giving you a hard time until you cry, and then they call you a sooky baby.

Magilla: Betty doesn’t do that any more.

Me: She doesn’t? Good. But you still shouldn’t tease them back. If they hit you, then by all means hit them back, but you shouldn’t hit anyone first.

Magilla: But I didn’t hit JJ first. Joe did.

Me:*cue me gobsmacked.* huh?

Magilla: Joe hit JJ first and then I hit him.

Me: You hit JJ?

Magilla:Only after Joe did.

Me:(Trying to keep a straight face here and actually succeeding) Well you shouldn’t have done that. Does JJ pick on you any more?

Magilla: I don’t see him around. He’s not there.

Me: Oh, okay. But you shouldn’t have hit him. If he didn’t hit you, then you don’t hit him. Even if someone else hits him first. It’s if YOU who gets hit then you can hit back!

I need to get that child into some sort of training, pronto. Is she too young for the army?

Spot the difference III

Remember Larry Craig? Sure, we all do. The media were on it like flies on shit.

Remember John Edwards? The silence is deafening.

But not for long.

Does John Edwards have a love child?

Fox has independently verified it.

Thanks to Tim Blair for the idea. This story has to spread.

Oh CNN, where art thou?


No, CNN is too busy promoting and running a story on a Japanese septuagenarian porn star. Promotion #3 on CNN’s world news. Right now is story #1. A co-ordinated female suicide bomber attack in Iraq. Definitely a rarity, nowadays. No wonder CNN has been so quiet on Iraq for so long but then, suddenly, viola, leads with Iraq again.

Flog that dead donkey, CNN, flog it.

Spot the difference II

Obama on the fly.

“Everybody knows that it makes no sense, heh, you send a kid to the emergency room for a treatable illness like asthma, they end up taking up a hospital bed, it costs, when, if you, they just gave, you gave them treatment early, and they got some treatment, and a, a, budweiser…”

(via Tim Blair)

Dubya on the fly.

“We are facing people who are willing to strap bombs on themselves and walk into places where the innocent, you know, dwell, or the innocents shop, and kill ’em. Is there an interest to confront these people now? Whether it be in Afghanistan, or Iraq, or Europe, or anywhere else and the answer is ‘absolutely it’s in our interests.’ And the notion that somehow we can just let these people just kinda have their way, or you know, just don’t stir ’em up… is NAIVE (thumps fist) or disingenious and it’s not in our nation’s interest. We are in a global struggle against thugs and killers. And the United States has got to continue to take the lead…”


Ooops! He slurred ‘breathalyzer’, not ‘Budweiser’. My bad.

Spot the difference

Both photos were taken at around the same time on different days. Both were taken from casa de la bingbing. Pollution? No. Well not man-made (for the most part) anyway. Just a bit cloudier? No. The first one was taken on a day when Korea copped a good dose of China’s yellow dust. On the day the second one was taken, the wind had changed direction. Our athletes are really gonna cop it in 11 days.

Click on the photos to do them justice. Today, I can see all the way across the bay. Last Wednesday, I was lucky if I could see half as far.


Apparently it’s just mist.

Anecdotal, but a Chinese official on CNN TV said it was just steam.

Kristie lu Stout said, ‘Steam? Hmmm.’

Yeah fucking right. Oh China, this is gonna be fun.

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