Opening Ceremony


They’re calling it a security breach: a Korean reporter manages to slip inside a full dress rehearsal for the upcoming Olympics’ opening ceremony and record it on video.

My first thought: “Brave fucking journalist.” I mean, what do you think the penalty for that is in China? Crucifixion’s too good for him, sir?

As for the ceremony itself…it’ll want something new, something to distinguish itself from all the others. Something uniquely China. I’m thinking tanks, lots of ’em. And Nicki Webster. I’ll leave the details to your imagination.

6 Responses to “Opening Ceremony”

  1. bingbing Says:

    Kinda reminds one of this.

  2. Dminor Says:

    That was just aweful, BB. For a while I wasn’t sure there was even an audience. Certainly no camera flashes. President Pooh Bear looked like he was watching the dancing but thinking of who was up before the firing squad next morning.

    Oh, and love the North Korean flag you see at the beginning: a hammer, a sickle…and a penis. Or maybe it’s a nuclear missile. Something very phallic.

  3. bingbing Says:

    Well, not their flag but some other stupid symbol. Hope it wasn’t referring to this, though (as highlighted the other day on this very blog).

    Yeah, not sure how many cameras a sold in NK, lol.

  4. Rebecca H Says:

    Anybody ever see the movie Antz?

  5. Ash Says:

    I did Rebecca. Great movie, awesome Antz.


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