Robots Know All

A man enters a bar and orders a drink.

The bar has a robot barman.

The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him, “What’s your IQ?”

The man replies “150” and the robot proceeds to make conversation about global warming factors, Quantum physics and spirituality, bio-mimicry, environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nanotechnology, and sexual proclivities.

The customer is very impressed and thinks, “This is really cool.”

He decides to test the robot.

He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink.

Again, the robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink and asks him, “What’s your IQ?” The man responds, “About 100.”

Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time about league, Holdens, racing, the new BIG Mac, tattoos, Nicky Watson and women in general.

Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test.

He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks, “What’s your IQ?”

The man replies, “Err, 50, I think.”

And the robot says…real slowly…

“So… ya gonna vote for Kevin again?”

– Stolen from Jay Santos

Posted in Funny. 3 Comments »

3 Responses to “Robots Know All”

  1. TimH Says:

    Lol, and here was I thinking that it would end with Kevni being the robot!

  2. Ash Says:

    LOL. Close Tim, but we can’t rule it out as a real possibility.

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