‘Those Wacky South Australians’ (#918)

–Via Tim Blair, who nominates this woman for South Australian of the Year.

14 Responses to “‘Those Wacky South Australians’ (#918)”

  1. bingbing Says:

    2008 Darwin Award won.

    Bet she believes in AGW, too.

  2. bingbing Says:

    Ohhh, this just keeps getting better.

    Mrs Goldsworthy said although she had been convicted of arson before, this time it was an accident.

    An absolute cracker. You couldn’t make this stuff up.

  3. Angus Dei Says:

    If you’ve ever cleaned a lawnmower in your bedroom… you might be a redneck.

  4. spot_the_dog Says:

    I laughed out loud at that line too, Bingbing.

    “I swear, this time I did not do it,” she said.

    Cripes! 😛

    Do go to TB’s post on this – some of the comments are just brilliant.

  5. Ash Says:

    South Australians must have gotten bored with serial murder…

  6. eggz Says:

    If you’re mowing the grass in your bedroom … you might be a redneck.

  7. eggz Says:

    The Darwin Awards are moving south … to Adelaide?

  8. tizona Says:

    Well you see, the carpet was a bit high for a proper putting surface.

  9. tizona Says:

    It says she was in “a spare bedroom”, maybe she was bowling.

  10. tizona Says:

    Of course, they do have those slyly worded warnings on candles, that in essence says…If you’re a dumb shit, do NOT light this, candle.

  11. 1.618 Says:

    Oh err… I always clean my lawnmower in my bedroom, or something like that I think it must vibrate alot in the room and it’s easy to clean on my err… bed while I errrr smoke….

  12. spot_the_dog Says:

    “I tried my best to put the fire out. I grabbed loose carpets and threw it onto the fire, but the flames just kept spreading.”

    There’s her problem. Should have tried dousing it with a liquid instead. Like lighter fluid.

  13. 1.618 Says:

    p.s. i think we should email angelina and congratulate her with her riveting stories.

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