Later kiddies, I’m off to Skiddy’s (HEY, it rhymes) A Mick Ba…ummm

Tavern World Renown IRISH Drinking Emporium.

Me and a Mick…Jesus H. Christ!

The Happy Couple…Obama, Biden Make First Appearance Together As Running Mates

“Today, I have come back to Springfield to tell you that I’ve found that leader — a man with a distinguished record and a fundamental decency — Joe Biden,” he said. “Joe Biden is that rare mix. For decades, he has brought change to Washington, but Washington hasn’t changed him.”

Correct Big O, he’s still a loud mouthed dullard.

Biden invoked Abraham Lincoln, who said to put your feet in the right place and stand firm.

“I know my feet are in the right place and I’m proud to stand firm with the next president of the United States, Barack Obama,” Biden said.

Just once, Biden…Just Once, can’t you speak your own words?

Biden also mocked the number of homes McCain owns, which became a campaign issue in recent days.

“McCain will have to figure out which of the seven kitchen tables to sit at,” he said, adding that McCain could not relate to the economic struggles Americans are going through.

Biden, what do “kitchens” have to do with creeping Islamism, Russian wars, the economy, Iran and nukes, oil production and refining, nuclear power, drilling for oil and gas???

Jesus, will this leave a mark or what?

When Joe Biden accepts the invitation to become the Democratic Party’s vice-presidential nominee in Springfield, Illinois, later today, will he write the speech himself or borrow the words from Neil Kinnock?

Pajamas Media

Tropical Storm Fay Makes Fourth Florida Landfall…

Fox News

Counties in the Panhandle — including Bay, Escambia and Walton — opened their emergency operations centers Friday in preparation for the storm’s expected arrival there. To Florida’s relief, forecasters expect Fay to weaken over the weekend and finally blow away before losing steam in Alabama, Mississippi and Louisiana.

My beach place is, or was in Bay County. Please call me if it is destroyed. That way I can get my check, (or beat it out of all of the neccessary insurance companies, that I had) I really don’t want the hassle of rip-off, stick ’em up prices for repair.

I’ll let you know which was mine, by the Italian ceramic tile floors.

Who Will You Vote For In ’09?

via a mate.

An irate citizen

via teh interwebs (author unknown)

Aussie bloke tells the government how it is.

How is it that K-Mart has my address and telephone number, and knows that I bought a Television Set and Golf Clubs from them back in 1997, and yet, the  Federal Government is still asking me where I was born and on what date.

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It’s Obama-Biden

FOX news is reporting that Obama has picked Biden as his running mate.

This is fantastic news. Biden has the lowest IQ in the senate, and is at least as gaffe-prone as Obama is. In fact, behind Chucky Sleaze Shyster Schumer, Biden is the most instantly and intrinsically dislikable senator there is.

Now, watch McCain blow it by picking a boring white guy just like Biden.

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