NOT The American Way: Mom and Apple Pie, but No Baseball

I’m sorry, but this is emblematic of the current American sickness of punishing success and insisting that we all just be comfortable with being a bunch of mediocre, also-ran, pencil-neck, pussies.

“A Connecticut youth baseball team with a phenomenal 9-year-old pitcher has been disqualified because its team is too good.

The team, Will Power Fitness, has an 8-0 record thanks in large part to pitcher Jericho Scott, the New Haven Register reports. His pitching is so fast and accurate, the Liga Juvenil De Baseball De New Haven asked the team’s coach, Wilfred Vidro, to replace him so he wouldn’t frighten other players.

Can you believe this bullshit? Here’s the totally awesome and frigteningly intimidating Jericho Scott (Is that just a wicked pisser great name for a pitcher, or what?):

Jericho Scott, Phenomenon

Jericho Scott, Phenomenon

But wait, there’s more! As his Wipedia entry alludes to, the prime culprit here are jealous, envious, covetous, and totally scum-baggy adults, who are upset that Jericho didn’t join their champinonship team, and turned the first team into the worst team. These mediocre morons, who have no lives for themselves so they live vicariously through their kids, are punishing this superlative young athlete out of selfishness and jealousy.

Stocks/lashes/tar/feathers, and then run them each out of town on a rail. Abject fuck-tards.

This can work! Courtesy of a friend.

There are less than five months until the election; an election that will
decide the next President of the United States.

The person elected will be the president of all Americans, not just the
Democrats or the Republicans.

To show our solidarity as Americans, let’s all get together and show each
other our support for the candidate of our choice. It’s time that we all
came together, Democrats and Republicans alike.

If you support the policies and character of John McCain, please drive with
your headlights on during the day.

If you support Obama, please drive with your headlights off at night.

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Why Obama looks vulnerable

The Democratic party will whip up some euphoria in Denver this week. But a dark cloud of anxiety hovers over the party convention.

A horrible truth is beginning to dawn on the Democrats. Barack Obama is not the “once in a generation” political genius they thought they had discovered. On the contrary, he is a weak candidate for the presidency.

Financial Times, for the rest

Archbishop of Washington Chides Pelosi; Denver Archbishop Warns Biden to Skip Communion

Fox News

“As an ardent, practicing Catholic, this is an issue that I have studied for a long time,” Pelosi told NBC’s Tom Brokaw, who had asked her when life begins. “And what I know is, over the centuries, the doctors of the church have not been able to make that definition. And St. Augustine said at three months. We don’t know.”

Personally, when a religion involves itself in politics, it should lose the corporation sole tax exemption. Then again, this is the U.S. and they should be able to voice their opinions, but as we know, taxes are completely different from “freedom of speech”. Just ask the IRS.

On the other hand…I like who the church targets 🙂

Inconvenience Neglected

It’s not a widely advertised fact, but Senator Barack Obama has a half-brother. His brother lives in Kenya, and survives on three cents per day, yet nothing is said by the media.

I’m not going to rewrite my opinion on the article. I’m going to link to it and you can make up your own minds.

Absolutely shocking.

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Russian President Says He’s Not Afraid of Cold War

Fox News

“We are not afraid of anything, including the prospect of a new Cold War,” Medvedev was quoted as saying Tuesday by the ITAR-Tass news agency. “But we don’t want it and in this situation everything depends on the position of our partners.”

Is that right, Dmitry?

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“Haven’t heard of these guys:”

Rick Perlstein

Thought I’d do a quick canvas of right-wing reactions to Teddy Kennedy’s speech tonight from Denver.

Haven’t heard of these guys:

Did anyone say anything concerning Mary Jo? Nahhhhhh! Fuck it, she’s dead, right Ted?

OH, forgot and you killed Mary Jo, Ted. Got away with it to, you son-of-a-bitch.

Who said there’s no perfect crime?

Well you damn sure have READ (not heard) “of these guys” now, huh Rick?

Class. Sheer class. Some day, hopefully not soon, Ted Kennedy will no longer be with us. And rightbloggers will mourn, because they will have nothing left to talk about.

No Rick. Hopefully you will live a long and fruitful life. We’ll have YOU “left to talk write about”

Damn…Not fair of me to use the lovely Condi Glare, Rick….I’ll use my glare:

Meet Barry O.

I’m not sure how to embed this particular video, but check it out anyway, and if Ash or anyone else knows how to embed it here, go for it!

Meet The Real Barack Obama.

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Kool Aid For The Stupid

Republican Convention Schedule leaked

7:00 pm – Ceremonial burning of the U.S. Constitution
7:15 pm – Spiritual Medium Sylvia Browne performs psychic séance in desperate attempt to raise Ronald Reagan from the grave
7:35 pm – “The Pleasures of Adultery” – with Newt Gingrich & Rudy Giuliani
8:05 pm – Gay sex party in Men’s Restroom hosted by Senator Larry Craig
8:35 pm – Transvestite Ann Coulter – “My Life as a Man”
8:55 pm – Live satellite feed from Federal Prison – Ohio Rep. Bob Ney
9:05 pm – Guest speaker ex-Florida Congressman Mark Foley “Joys with Young Boys”
9:25 pm – Oliver North – “Iran is Evil, but I sold them weapons anyway”
9:40 pm – Bill O’Reilly – “The costs of sexual harassment and phone sex with employees”
10:00 pm – Gay sex party in Men’s Room hosted by Ken Mehlman and Geraldo Rivera
10:25 pm – Check John McCain to see if he’s still breathing and if his adult diaper needs changed.
10:35 pm – N.R.A. President hosts an assault riffle target practice on Gays and Mexicans.
10:45 pm – Call emergency squad after a drunken Dick Cheney accidentally shoots his friend in the face.
11:00 pm – President Bush performs his hilarious comedy routine where he looks for Iraq’s fictitious WMD’s under guests tables.
11:15 pm – Governor Mike Huckabee does his famous uncanny imitation of Gomer Pyle.
11:20 pm – Group intervention to get Rush Limbaugh back into drug rehab
11: 45 pm – Go up on rooftop and throw rocks down at homeless Vets sleeping in alley.
12:00 am – Live satellite feed from Federal Prison – California Congressman Randy “Duke” Cunningham
12:20 am – Convicted felon/Fox News analyst G. Gordon Liddy – Lock picking secrets
12: 40 am – Guest speakers Donald Rumsfeld and Paul Wolfowitz – “How to lie your Country into a War”
1:00 am – Former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay – “Tips on Money Laundering”
1:15 am – Hookers arrive for after party.

Is it too much to ask that Leftards come up with some new and funny material?

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White Supremacist Knuckle-Draggers Plot to Assassinate Obama

It’s a good thing these sub-human morons are so head-up-butt stupid.

“DENVER (CBS4) ― CBS4 has now learned at least four people are under arrest in connection with a possible plot to kill Barack Obama at his Thursday night acceptance speech in Denver. All are being held on either drug or weapons charges.”

Tharin Gartrell

Tharin Gartrell

That’s right, this troglodyte was nabbed in a routine traffic stop for driving a rented pickup, “erratically.” Probably high on some of the drugs they seized.

“Sources told CBS4 police found two high-powered, scoped rifles in the car along with camouflage clothing, walkie-talkies, a bulletproof vest, a spotting scope, licenses in the names of other people and methamphetamine. One of the rifles is listed as stolen from Kansas.”

Here’s hoping The Idiot Tharin spends a long, long time in a Federal Prison as some huge convict’s punk-ass bitch.

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