How Sarah Palin Should React to MSM Aliens over Bristol

"Get away from her, you BITCH!"

Get away from her, you BITCH!

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For The Guys: Sarah Palin In A Bikini

It’s photoshopped, certainly, but that won’t stop you men enjoying the view.

Photoshopped Image of Sarah Palin

Photoshopped Image of Sarah Palin

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Monsters from the Id*

I’d (HA!) never link directly to the cesspools of paranoid delusion and violent fantasy role-playing known as Democratic Underground and Daily KOS – hell, I never even follow links to those hate and psychopathy-riddled sites – but I find it instructive to, from time to time, examine the diseased and excrement-filled minds who reside there.

Get a load of these comments from KOS that Joseph Bottum dug out of the anti-civil, anti-rational, and anti-logical shit-filled pig sty known as their comments section:

“If health insurance for all, an end to the Iraq War, an end to torture and illegal wiretapping, and a sane energy policy can be obtained at the price of destroying one teenage girl, her family, and the surrendering our self-respect I see that as a cheap trade.”

One who ~scarequote~ thinks ~/scarequote~ like this had no “self-respect” to begin with, obviously.

“Are you telling me that you would not use character-destroying lies to ensure a war against Iran does not occur? Are you telling me you would not spread lies about a man’s integrity, even if it defeated a candidate who [sic] take away the right to choose? Are you telling me you would not destroy the love a family holds for one another, even if it meant letting someone who would destroy the constitution become president?

None of use would use these tactics in a perfect world. It is not a perfect world. It is a fallen world. We have to judge costs and benefits, not moral absolutes. I know this is the way to fanaticism and destruction—believe me I do. But, when we face opponents such as the ones we face . . . what else is there for us to do? What choice do we have?

When faced with monsters, we have to be monstrous ourselves.”

Those cognizant know who The Father of Lies is, and he is who these people serve, also obviously. Ironically, this deviant sociopath in one breath cites “the right to chose” – something that does not exist and is never stated in the Constitution (And besides, there is no moral choice available to murder the most vulnerable among us) – and then with the next breath claims that there is no choice for him/her/it but to lie and destroy. Interesting, as The Father of Lies is also the Son of Destruction.

Finally – and inevitably – this non-person rationalizes demonic monsters to explain the psychopathy on display here.

Note to Psychopath: The monsters aren’t real, they are all in your mind: They are *Monsters from the Id.

Wednesday Funny: The “Meaty Bites” Diet

I’ve got 2 dogs. I bought a large bag of Meaty Bites at Coles and was standing in line at the check-out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Meaty Bites Diet again, although I probably shouldn’t because I’d ended up in the hospital last time, but that I’d lost 25 kgs before I woke in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV’s in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Meaty Bites and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I’d ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned by the food. I told her no, it was because I’d been sitting in the middle of the road licking my d*&k;and a car hit me.

I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.

Stupid bitch……why else would I buy dog food?

-Courtesy Sally Hardy of Brisbane, via AB

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Alarmists ‘R’ Us

Andrew Bolt‘s column today in the Herald Sun, Palin Spooks the Castrated Critics,” is seriously worth a read.  It starts off,

“IF only Sarah Palin were just some famous guy’s wife.

“Then, as with Hillary Clinton, the women’s groups and activists could love and pet her like a victim.

“But the Governor of Alaska has torn up the script. Confounded the simpering stereotype.

“Here is a caribou-hunting, moose-gutting, corruption-busting, oil-drilling, anti-abortion, beauty-pageant queen whose husband’s greatest claim to fame is to win the world’s most famous race for snow machines.

“Her power is entirely her own. And it’s the equal of any man’s.”

Equally worth a read, purely for amusement value,  are some of the comments, like this one from reader Brette Steep:

Bette Streep replied to afl
Wed 03 Sep 08 (02:52pm)

I can just imagine Pailin being President in 2009 (a 99% likelihood if McCain wins in November – sick much?)

She’ll overturn Roe vs Wade and subject millions of young girls – like her own daughter – to either have a backyard abortion, keep the baby and resent the child for life , or even dump the baby on the steps of a church!

She’ll happily destroy the environment for oil and kill endangered species for – dinner? – all because she doesn’t believe climate change is a threat – very similar to AB’s philosophy!!!

And no doubt she will send the world into a full blown World War 3 – she won’t be able to PEACEFULLY NEGOTIATE with other countries because she will be too busy with her 5 children and her bastard grandchild! Just simpler to put “invade “insert muslim country here” on her to do list. You know in between decapitating a caribou and attending a PTA meeting!

To even imagine for one moment that some people actually think this poor excuse of a human being is more experienced to run a country of 300 million and have a huge influence on the world affairs is breathtakingly MORONIC!

Funny, but when Biden was nominated to the Dems’ ticket, mostly what I heard was laughter from my fellow travellers on the Right.  What I’m hearing from the Lefties ever since the nomination of Palin is pure panic, at its moonbatty best.

Lovin’ it.

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