The Nuge {hearts} Sarah Palin


Sigh.  Another rival for the affection of Sarah Barracuda, my dream Caribou Barbie:  Ted Nugent.

Sarah Palin Is My Girl (by Ted Nugent, via Human Events)

With grave suspicion and reservations, I nonetheless rejoice that the fading embers of conservatism may have indeed caught fire once more. That fireball is Gov.Sarah Palin of Alaska, I pray the next Vice President of the United States. Now I know why I have seen no one with any guts in the Republican Party in so long: the governor of Alaska has them all. Her speech last night was clearly a grand slam out-of-the-park home run. America, we have liftoff!

By selecting Gov. Palin to be his running mate, Sen. McCain has finally electrified the conservative base — the very base he desperately needs to defeat Sen.Obama in November. I, for one, am greatly relieved and inspired by her message, delivery, confidence, poise, class and grace.

To borrow a relative quote from Michelle Obama, with the selection of Gov. Palin, it’s the first time in quite some time that I’m proud of the Republican Party.

Gov. Palin is a true outsider, a real maverick. She lacks Washington, D.C. political experience. That’s good. No, that’s excellent. It is her lack of D.C. political experience that is the refreshing outsider change America so desperately needs and wants.

Palin made it clear that she is like the rest of us, noting how Fedzilla is bloated, broken, ineffective, and wasteful. Our professional politicians no longer work for us, but instead represent K Street bandit lobbyists. These scoundrels deserve our scorn, anger and contempt, and, quite honestly, a big, old pink slip, and Sarah appears to be the tough leader we seek to get the job done.

The level of disgust and distrust across America is appalling and, I believe, unprecedented. A recent poll indicated the Nancy Pelosi-led Congress’ approval rating is at an abysmal record low of nine percent. That it is even that high shows how clueless and disconnected the lunatic fringe is.

America needs more outsiders in Washington, D.C. now more than ever. We need more tough, standup hockey moms like Governor Sarah Palin. We need more ordinary Americans to springboard from small city councils to the halls of congress and beyond. We need welders, cops, teachers, ditch diggers, business people, construction workers, secretaries, auto mechanics, and guitar slingers to come to Washington, D.C. and replant the good old “We the People” tree.

Americans need to replace the professional politicians who have rigged and ruined the system to exclude ordinary citizens from participating in this experiment in self-government. My advice is to get angry and vote them all out. The professional punk politicians are the problem, not the solution.

We need fewer lawyers in Washington. Lawyers have created a masturbatory legal system by raping our justice system. It’s refreshing to see that neither Sen. McCain nor Gov. Palin is a lawyer. This could be a good start back towards an experiment in self-government. Count me in.

We need fewer bureaucrats who accomplish nothing but sustaining and growing Fedzilla. Bureaucrats create reams of regulations, rules, and requirements that strangle innovation and punish producers. I expect Vice President Palin to lead the charge with a battering ram to smash in the bureaucratic doors that impede progress instead of enabling it. I had a bumper crop of crowbars this year. I’ll donate them all to those willing to swing them.

It’s wrong to suggest that just because Gov. Palin is not a career D.C. politician that she lacks the experience and intelligence to lead the nation. She clearly has more executive management experience than Sen. Obama, who has zero experience at running anything. He’s not qualified to run an all-night donut shop, much less America.

Gov. Palin is an executive. The mark of an effective executive is to surround herself with bright, talented, capable professionals who share her vision to accurately represent the people they work for: Americans. Chief Executive Officers need to be visionary leaders, not tacticians who micromanage. Her experience demonstrates she is prepared to lead if necessary.

Gov. Palin represents real hope and change. In her case, hope and change are not simply hollow words. As a city councilwoman, mayor and governor, she has achieved tangible results. She exudes energy and passion, has the experience and the skills, and is ready for the job. I couldn’t be more excited for America.

In addition to her executive experience, and based on unbiased, genuine research, Gov. Palin concludes that global warming is a fraud, supports drilling for oil in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge, hunts and fishes, and is a member of the National Rifle Association. What’s not to like?

Those pundits and Fedzilla fanatics who proclaim Gov.Palin has no experience to run the country are the very punks who want to continue to feed Fedzilla. They advocate taking more of our paychecks, wasting more of hard earned money, and not being held accountable. I would like to buy these Fedzilla punks a one-way ticket on the express train to Hell.

President Reagan would surely be proud of Sen. McCain’s choice of Gov. Palin to be his running mate. President Reagan’s words so many years ago ring true once again: it’s morning in America.

Last night, a political savior may have arrived. Ted Nugent at your service,Vice President-to-be Palin. I’m your biggest fan. Let’s rock.

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UPDATE: Heather Mallick, no doubt, would count Ted Nugent as one of her no-hoper, violent, racist, unlettered, hillbilly, hick, redneck, white trash, sexually inadequate, conservative, member of The Citizens for a Tackier America, who thinks vaginas call out to each other in the jungle at night. To which Ted Nugent would no doubt reply… (well, I don’t want to use that kind of language here!)

28 Responses to “The Nuge {hearts} Sarah Palin”

  1. spot_the_dog Says:

    Angus Dei, I know you’re gonna love this line of his:

    “We need fewer lawyers in Washington. Lawyers have created a masturbatory legal system by raping our justice system. It’s refreshing to see that neither Sen. McCain nor Gov. Palin is a lawyer.”

    😉

  2. Gladys Says:

    Can we say Desperate!!!

    It is obvious McCain’s trying to gain support from (some) Hillary supporters and aiming towards WORKING MOMs WITH CHILDREN.
    I’m sorry but it’s back fired royally.
    PTA meetings and monthly council meeting isn’t enough.
    Actual Working Mom’s do not Trust Palin and believe she is just a puppet.
    YES, she is no Hillary or Oprah.
    YES, she is not the INSPIRATION and CHANGE we want representing all of us.
    Her resume is weak. It’s high school all over again and Miss Alaska is the two face prom queen.
    Let’s VOTE for a WOMAN who REALLY WANTS to MAKE A CHANGE.
    Instead of voting for someone following the click.
    SHAME ON YOU, McCain for choosing a DESPERATE woman (who’s been losing supporters in ALASKA) for your own selfish and fraught plans.

    IF YOU 18 YRS OLD OR JUST BECAME A US CITIZEN, PLEASE REGISTER TO VOTE.
    WE ALL HAVE A VOICE, BY NOT VOTING YOUR VOICE WILL BE SILENT.

  3. spot_the_dog Says:

    Gladys, honey, you sound a little over-wrought. How ’bout a nice cuppa tea, a bex and a lie-down?

    Then read the post again.

  4. Rodrigo Díaz Says:

    Jesus Gladys! All you lefties need thorazine. Here, my comb, so you don’t swallow your tongue. See a Doc.

  5. Ash Says:

    One thing which really, really ANNOYS ME is people who DON’T KNOW WHEN CAPITAL letters SHOULD be USED.

    Do it again Gladys, and I’ll remove your comment.

    McCain’s choice of Sarah Palin is not desperate or weak. It’s putting up a Vice Presidential Nominee who can beat not only Joe Biden on experience, but also Barack Obama.

    If you think Palin’s record is weak, perhaps you should look at the record of Barack Obama, who has the total experience of running a life-long campaign for President. Palin has certainly won a beauty contest, but she’s also raising five children, been the mayor of a town and governed a State which is unique because it borders two different nations, requires coordination with oil companies, freezes for months at a time each year, and has a capital that can’t be reached by road. That takes skill, more than it appears you have judging by the tone and content of your own comment.

  6. Angus Dei Says:

    LOLZ! Sarah Palin has the highest approval rating OF ANY POLITICIAN IN AMERICA, Gladys. Over 80%.

    Compare that with the disaster that is the Pelosi-Reid congress at 14%. BUSH HAS A HIGHER RATING THAN CONGRESS, so FYYSFLT.

    Now that I have THAT out of the way…

    Been a fan of Nuge since high school. Loudest rock concert I ever went to was Head East, Mahogany Rush and Ted at the Municipal Auditorium in San Antonio back in ’76.

    He comes out to my ‘hood here in West Texas every year now to bow hunt for antelope. Just an awesome guy.

    And yes, THE SLAM ON LAWYERS WAS GREAT!

  7. spot_the_dog Says:

    OHNOES!!!! Now ANGUS is shouting TOO! Is it CATCHING? lol.

    Seriously though, some great lines in that. He makes some really good points. I sincerely hope that (a) McCain & Palin get up, and (b) they’re able to live up to some of the expectations. This one, in particular:

    “We need fewer bureaucrats who accomplish nothing but sustaining and growing Fedzilla. Bureaucrats create reams of regulations, rules, and requirements that strangle innovation and punish producers. I expect Vice President Palin to lead the charge with a battering ram to smash in the bureaucratic doors that impede progress instead of enabling it. I had a bumper crop of crowbars this year. I’ll donate them all to those willing to swing them.”

    Let’s rock indeed!

  8. Dminor Says:

    You want shouting? Bingbing is staying the night at my house. He’s demonstrating his DJ program right now. It ain’t Mozart 😦

  9. Dminor Says:

    Bing here:

    Mozart can suck my balls.

  10. spot_the_dog Says:

    Whoa. I just noticed that we’re not on American date/time here anymore – we seem to be on East Coast Australian.

    When did that happen?!?

  11. Dminor Says:

    Not sure, Spot. It all seems kind of endless for me at the moment.

    Duff duff duff duff…

  12. Dminor Says:

    Ohhhhhh Mr Fukn proper. Mozart’s bum chum Dminor!

  13. Ash Says:

    I’m so, so, so sorry you have to go through that experience Dminor.

    Is it better or worse than when sitting next to a car playing that stuff?

    Mozart is a master…

  14. Dminor Says:

    Hey. All I’m askin’ is he mix just one track…

  15. Ash Says:

    Dminor, do not click the following:

    Requiem.

    The Prodigy

  16. Dminor Says:

    Yeah… obviously this is D.

    Ohh, those were the days. Two 10 inch aluminium-coned Philips (yeah, no shit, Philips) subbies….

  17. Dminor Says:

    To any younger siblings… It’s not your 2000 watt Alpine amp causing the grief. It ain’t your awesome head unit with 7V pre-outs. It’s not your super-duper subbies and clarion speakers with tweeters.

    Your stereo still sound ‘not good enough’?

    Check the connections. All must be gold and soldered. Just one bad connection will fuck your entire multi-thousand dollar stereo. You must have the correct gauge wire, especially leading to the subs. Don’t fuck your cable leading to the sub(s).

    Public service announcement over…

  18. space cadette Says:

    D, welcome to my world…enjoying the peace n quiet here ;p

  19. space cadette Says:

    I guess if BB will just let D listen to the Mozart mix…D will send my BB back here ASAP

  20. Angus Dei Says:

    “Bing here:

    Mozart can suck my balls.”

    sc: “D, welcome to my world…enjoying the peace n quiet here ;p”

    LULZ!

  21. Ash Says:

    I love Mozart. I guess you better add him to the list of stuff I love but I better give up because I don’t understand.

  22. spot_the_dog Says:

    Are you f’ng kidding me? You stupid f’ng ass-faces make an argument FOR abortion, ‘cuz it’s awful damn obvious taht too many of you were not aborted.

    It warms my heart when intelligent, sophisticated commenters like you, Robert, deign to grace us with your caring, sharing, tolerant Leftist views.

    Do come again.

  23. Ash Says:

    Stay classy Robbie, stay classy.

  24. Angus Dei Says:

    Ahhhhh Robert, I love the smell of exploding heads in the morning. Only, in your case, it was more like a mere “pop” due to the infinitesimally small size of your brain.

    But, do come again: The smoldering remains of leftard brains are one of my favorite snacks.

    Mmmmmmm! Lefty brains! Tasty bite sized morsels, kinda like popcorn. Ya heat ’em up, they pop, and with a little salt and butter… heaven on earth.

    FYYSFLT

  25. Rebecca H Says:

    Wow, the rage-disordered lunatics have been out in full force the last couple of days. Dang, I always miss all the fun.

    McCain and Palin are going to win in November. HEY! LOONIES! I SAID MCCAIN AND PALIN ARE GOING TO WIN IN NOVEMBER!

    *cups ear for the sound of screams and splintering skulls*

  26. spot_the_dog Says:

    ash, spot, dei: look at your own posts – nuch worse than robert’s

    Hey Mick. This is my post here that Robert decided to come leave his considered and thoughtful commentary on. So could you please point me to which of my posts is so much worse than Robert’s

    “Are you f’ng kidding me? You stupid f’ng ass-faces make an argument FOR abortion, ‘cuz it’s awful damn obvious taht too many of you were not aborted.”

    ???????

    Much obliged, buddy.

  27. Ash Says:

    Arguement lost.

    Winner: Spot, Ash, Angus.

    Loser: Mick. In more ways than one.

  28. spot_the_dog Says:

    Brett, I’m curious. What on earth moves you to come screeching in here like a deranged howler monkey and fling your faeces around all over the place?

    Seriously, mate. Maybe you need to get laid or something, but just settle down, m’kay?

    Your fascination with us all being “foreigners” has been asked and answered. I wrote this post and I’m a dual American/Australian citizen. Rodrigo Díaz, Angus Dei and RebeccaH who commented here are also Americans. The Aussies here have a vested interest in the outcome of the US Election because of Australia’s alliances – trade, defense, cultural – with America.

    Now you never answered my question a few comments above, did you? Why’s that? ‘Cause you’re a typical bully and only want to pick on the girls?

    [**UPDATE**: Just had a look, mate, and you’ve used at least 15 different screen names, in conjunction with fake email addresses, in your comments on our blog. So go away, and take Brent, Mick, Jake, quentin, robert, kirk, simon, walter, WJ, Sir_Matthew, anus dei, Nancy, mark, Jim and Mike with you. Don’t come back until you can be civil, keep on topic, stick to just one screen name and use a real email address. Spot.]


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