What does a degree in Obamology consist of? Well, according to the representatives of Hardfart University over at The Peoples’ Cube,
Our Department has created a curriculum out of thin air and in a big hurry, enabling persons with some loose $100,000 to spend it on an undergraduate degree in the exciting new field of Obamology (the study of Obama.) Qualified candidates (i.e. those with extra $100,000) successfully completing 30 credit hours will obtain a B.O. degree (Bachelor of Obamology), which will not lead to a career or paying job or any such corporate entrapment, but it will help make you feel as if you are serving the community while you’re hanging around on the street corner.
A few highlights:
111 – Hope and Change: A Path to Greatness
Dr. Axelrod 3 credits
How Obama discovered Hope. How Obama invented Change. How he married them together. Why Obama’s concept of Hope is so cool because it means you don’t actually have to do anything but sit around waiting for something good to happen to you. Why Obama’s concept of Change is so cool because you can project any meaning you want onto that and you would be right. Why these two concepts together are so cool because it means you will be able to sit around in your room after graduation eating Twinkies and watching TV and waiting for Hope and Change to make your life better.
138 – Obama and Racism
Ms. Michelle Amabo credits to each according to his need
Why disagreeing with Obama is racist. Why insinuating Obama is not qualified to do brain surgery on you is racist. Why things we don’t normally think of as racist become racist when doing them gets in Obama’s way. Why racism trumps sexism. Why, whenever Obama practices sexism, it is not sexism – and it’s racist to think it is. Why and when the words “circular reasoning” are racist.
308 — Victimology
Dr. Winfrey easy credit
The student will learn how to turn ordinary folks with temporary crises or those who have made bad decisions, into victims. Why victims are good for the legend of Obama. Why helping anybody hurts progress unless it’s performed by specially trained government officials and, in some cases, authorized celebrities. How Obama’s wife can be both celebrity and victim at the same time. Why logic is a hindrance in these matters. Why television is not called the “boob tube” for nothing. Why true self-esteem is the politician’s enemy, and what to do about it.
Go check out the rest of the prospectus at The People’s Cube.