Centre Square Speech: Delivered By Sam Kekovich (Updated)


Centre Square is a $1500 per ticket event held at Punt Road before the Australian Football League Grand Final, held in September every year. This year, the Geelong Cats played against the Hawthorn Hawks; a game the Hawks won.

At Centre Square, lamb connoisseur Sam Kekovich was invited to speak. This is a transcript of his speech.

Grand Final Day 2008

My fellow Australians,

I’ve been invited here to talk to Centre Square, in these big marquees on Punt Road Oval. And speaking of Punt Road Oval, let me tell you something for nothing – Jack Dyer would be spinning in his grave if he could see the place right now. Full of a bunch of Collins Street corporate criminals, Chapel Street designer cats and Toorak poodle rooters who have about as much interest in football as Paris Hilton has an interest in astrophysics.

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Weekend Drinking Thread


OK, it’s 7:00 PM Friday, central daylight time here in Texas, which means it’s 10:00 AM Saturday in Sydney.

Time to start drinking.

A little NSFW cheesecake, since nobody’s working.

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