Worst.Fight.Scene.EVER.


Words fail to describe the over the top suckiness of this. They stuck a singularity of acting ability inside a black hole of a script and subjected it to a directing event horizon.

The sheer 80’s-ness of the clothing adds to the overall badness of the whole thing.

Highlights?

The slow mo punches

The puns at the end

Place your contenders for worst scenes in a movie below….

UPDATE (Beef): My pick for the worst fight scene in cinematic history?…

The Crossroads Guitar Duel.

No way Ralph fucking Macchio would have won against Steve fucking Vai!

Sorry, Satan would have taken this round easy.

4 Responses to “Worst.Fight.Scene.EVER.”

  1. Angus Dei Says:

    “They stuck a singularity of acting ability inside a black hole of a script and subjected it to a directing event horizon.”

    Brilliant. I wish I’d written that. Plus, it’s absolutely true, because space-time was severely warped: That was the longest 3:16 since the Big Bang.

  2. bingbing Says:

    OK. That’s pretty bad. I don’t think I really wanna know how you find the things you do on the Internet, Mole.

  3. thefrollickingmole Says:

    Somehow the movie crossroads would have been improved by poor Macchio being buggered senseless by the minions of satan himself.

  4. J.M. Heinrichs Says:

    1. Newtonian physics has been replaced by Quantum mechanics at the macro level.
    2. I understand why guitars are sometimes called “axes” …

    Cheers


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