World renowned British newspaper has a new scoop on the GolwBull warming crisis. Its headline reveals the sensitive way it treats its subject matter.
Fatties cause global warming
THE rising number of fat people was yesterday blamed for global warming.
Scientists warned that the increase in big-eaters means more food production — a major cause of CO2 gas emissions warming the planet.
Overweight people are also more likely to drive, adding to environmental damage.
Some of them drive sleighs and go ho ho ho as well.
Dr Phil Edwards, of the London School of Hygiene and Tropical Medicine, said: “Moving about in a heavy body is like driving in a gas guzzler.”
Whereas being skinny was like driving a prius?? Here’s a hint to people who want to tell others what to do. Start your own political party and win. Otherwise STFU and leave people alone.
So what picture do they use to illustrate this? A big fatty boombah polar bear.
I don’t see anyone calling for fat bastard whales to be culled for the sake of the planet though? Or this fat bastard here
And of course there’s the compulsory Australian wowser there as well. Whats his claim to fame?
He has recently been appointed for a 3 year term to the new Australian Labour Government’s Prevention Taskforce for Obesity, Tobacco, and Alcohol.
In other words a proffesional killjoy, paid by the government. If Krudd is looking for a suggestion on budget cuts I might be able to suggest one….