Golwbull warming, is there anything it cant do?


World renowned British newspaper has a new scoop on the GolwBull warming crisis. Its headline reveals the sensitive way it treats its subject matter.

Fatties cause global warming

 

THE rising number of fat people was yesterday blamed for global warming.

 

And Im serial, super serial about that.

And Im serial, super serial about that.

Id like to make fun of a headline like that, but really it does it by itself.

More below the fold.

Scientists warned that the increase in big-eaters means more food production — a major cause of CO2 gas emissions warming the planet.

Overweight people are also more likely to drive, adding to environmental damage.

Some of them drive sleighs and go ho ho ho as well.

 

Dr Phil Edwards, of the London School of Hygiene and Tropical Medicine, said: “Moving about in a heavy body is like driving in a gas guzzler.”

Whereas being skinny was like driving a prius?? Here’s a hint to people who want to tell others what to do. Start your own political party and win. Otherwise STFU and leave people alone.

 

So what picture do they use to illustrate this? A big fatty boombah polar bear.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2387203.ece

 

I don’t see anyone calling for fat bastard whales to be culled for the sake of the planet though? Or this fat bastard here

Im meltiiiing, save me Al...

Im meltiiiing, save me Al...

And of course there’s the compulsory Australian wowser there as well. Whats his claim to fame?

He has recently been appointed for a 3 year term to the new Australian Labour Government’s Prevention Taskforce for Obesity, Tobacco, and Alcohol.

In other words a proffesional killjoy, paid by the government. If Krudd is looking for a suggestion on budget cuts I might be able to suggest one….

2 Responses to “Golwbull warming, is there anything it cant do?”

  1. daddy dave Says:

    Yeah, I saw this story – or a variant of it – and had a similar thought. ie., what the hell? If it’s wrong, if it’s unhealthy, if it involves capitalism, big cars, consumption, laziness, excessive fatrting, war, third world poverty, or first world decadence… then we can just get people to stop by telling them that it causes “climate change.”

    stay tuned for future announcements: eg, Climate change is also caused by sticking chewing gum underneath the table at restaurants.

    If it’s a sin, then it causes climate change.

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