As the Leper said to the prostitute…

keep the tip….


A SECRETARY accidentally bit off the penis of her employer while giving him oral sex in a car…

..After the car was hit by the van, there was a loud scream from the woman whose mouth was covered with blood,” he said.

The woman later followed her lover to the hospital with part of the sexual organ..


Full story here.

2 Responses to “As the Leper said to the prostitute…”

  1. bingbing Says:

    And to think they were being “safe” by having the car parked.

  2. Angus Dei Says:

    Adds a new dimension to the phrase, “knob job.”

    This additional item struck me as strange.

    “The dailies also reported that a former stewardess has published a memoir of her sexual escapades in the sky.

    The Singaporean stewardess, identified as Chew, 35, published The Mile Hi! Club: Memoirs of a Stewardess last Wednesday.

    Chew confided that she had received more than 20 requests for sex from passengers in her years as a stewardess but claimed she had turned down all of them.”

    I’m guessing it’s a very boring book.

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