$423,500.00 to Study why Men Don’t Like Condoms


Okay, this is a good example of idiotic government spending.

“The federal government is spending $423,500 to find out why men don’t like to wear condoms, a project government watchdogs say is a nearly-half-a-million-dollar waste of taxpayer money.

Researchers at Indiana University’s Kinsey Institute, with funding from the National Institutes of Health, are investigating why “young, heterosexual adult men” have problems using condoms. The study will include “skill-based intervention” to teach grown men how to use protection.

The first phase of the two-year study will be a simple Q&A, but doctors say the second phase will plumb uncharted territory.

“The second phase involves a laboratory study, and focuses on penile erection and sensitivity during condom application,” reads the abstract from Drs. Erick Janssen and Stephanie Sanders, both of the Kinsey Institute.

“The project aims to understand the relationship between condom application and loss of erections and decreased sensation, including the role of condom skills and performance anxiety, and to find new ways to improve condom use among those who experience such problems.””

Let me make this easy for you:

1] Men don’t like to wear condoms because they totally destroy the best sensations of sex.

2] Men don’t like to wear condoms because putting them on ruins the moment.

3] Condoms don’t work at all for uncircumcised men – that would be me.

Now, I’ll settle for just 10% of that money, so write me a check for $42,350.00 please.

Here is the most useful thing a guy can do with a rubber.

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3 Responses to “$423,500.00 to Study why Men Don’t Like Condoms”

  1. bingbing Says:

    Condoms suck. The pill doesn’t.

    Plus the pill will make her tits lusher. Double bonus.

  2. Ramon Says:

    How does a condom not work on uncircumcised men?
    I’ve used one just fine. (It’s assumed that, yes, I’m uncircumcised.)

    • Carpe Jugulum Says:

      Ramon;

      lighten up dude, that post is a year & a half old.

      Most importantly, thanks for the mental image about your wedding tackle, i’ll just go and soak my eyes in paint stripper for a while.


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